emperornova

[tiktokstowatch]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse around Troy

[fractiousrvt]

#oh this is a Baby sound #this is a sound mother cats make when they’re calling to their kittens #it’s not an alarm call #it’s more like ‘hey kids it’s time to travel follow me’ sort of call

Exactly what @followthebluebell wrote! This cat is trying to carry their ‘kitten’ to a new nest. I’ve never seen this behaviour before with a human and it’s hilarious to watch in action.

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I didn’t factor those extra 15mins into my miserable day

[fluffmugger]

So here’s a fun thing, admittedly very AU centric as this is an AU vid:

If they pull the “company policy” line, ask to see it.  Ask to see it in writing.  Ask to see that they have put in writing that you will be performing 15 minutes unpaid work every day.  Check your contract. 

Spoiler: They haven’t.  ‘cos it’s illegal.

[sgam76]

Absolutely agree. This is really common in the US as well, and I’ve yet to see it written anywhere.

[tikkety-tok]

[dropitlowbandit]

@fiannabeag

[catchymemes]

[israelite-not-african]

He’s like “you can TALK?!?

[petermorwood]

You can talk - but your accent is APPALLING.

[catchymemes]

[injuries-in-dust]

I’m gonna guess that they aren’t normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

[fluffygif]

Couldn’t stay awake any longer.

[squidthethicc]

Me after a shift that’s more than 2 hours

[notsowittywriter]

New graffiti in Norwich!

[1o9]

[magicaldolan]

[stream]

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

[ampervadasz]

[modvind]

Favorite

[lechateauviril]

What the boys really do on their fishing trips

[polyesterdress]

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[sirnekomeowinton]

[flakmaniak]

[r4cs0]

[understuckphanuniverse]

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

[spinachandhoney]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[brightlotusmoon]

Ah, the Mary Suez.

[areawest]

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

[post-store]

$27.99

[cosed]

[burgrs]

Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising

[parliamentrook]

why do I even buy cat toys

[ninbayphua]