...like a KAIJU! But it's a c**k, you know?!

35, Canadian she/her. Call me Emp ❤️ Surprise ADHD diagnosis in adulthood. Currently hyperfixating on Hellaverse. Just a nice person doing her best. Please laugh at my jokes. I don't respond to anonymous questions.

[empeydids]

"Moxxie, I'm a fucking TOP,"

Blitzø cried bottomfully.

[empeydids]

Ok folks, I'm about to do something that I have never done before but here goes! I'm feeling emboldened by the pride celebrations around me.

I have learned a little bit about who I am and my history with friends and people I'm very close to and for MOST of my life I genuinely thought I was basically straight as an arrow.

And overall, I'm pretty darn straight. I'm more into cis and trans men (masculine features is the name of the game for me). I've never dated a trans man but I've definitely been into the ones I've met. So I've pondered, why is it that those masculine features don't quite do it for me in women?

And I tried. I really did. Butch girls LOVED me when I was in my 20s, and I loved the attention but there was just like, no tingle 🫠. No spark, nothin' in the pants region. Nothing in the heart region either.

Then, years later I got the hots for someone at work. Someone who is a girl. And the revelation knocked me on my ass. We'd gotten to really know each other over the months at my new workplace. I got weirdly jealous when other people monopolized her time.

*** I should clarify, I am in a happy, monogamous marriage with a man that I love deeply and I'm not interested in being with anyone else right now, so it's not like I was contemplating getting with this person***

So I'm wondering to myself, what in the FUCK is this thing I'm doing? I was acting like a little kid with a schoolyard crush.

But after some thinking, I realized that this has happened before. My bestie in highschool and I were long-term singles who attended social functions with each other. She would scratch my head and I'd fall asleep in her lap sometimes. And when she got her first boyfriend I lost my fuckin MIND. I didn't SPEAK to her for weeks, hellbent on the argument that she was just "turning into a different person". It has taken me fifteen years to understand that I was in fact, jealous within an inch of my LIFE.

She's still one of my closest friends. In my old age I recognize now that my body was trying to tell me something I just didn't recognize. I was hot to trot for her, and now, for the girl at work.

So what's the difference here? It took creating a connection and getting to know them. I knew what a demiromantic person is, but I didn't think that made sense, because by and large my easy attraction to men overshadowed this, almost like it didn't exist. Plus it doesn't quite feel like bisexuality based on what I have learned from watching others.

A couple weeks ago I learned a new term I'd never heard before and the dots connected.

Delloromantic/sexuality. Maybe more specifically, dellobisexuality. I probably would prefer to use "-romantic" more than sexuality because that's the more strong sensation, but for me romance and sexual stuff go hand in hand, so just know that's what I kind of mean.

(...Bear with me, I'm new to all of this. )

The point is, I feel like I uncovered a new piece of myself that was always just there. With men, I tend to be allo, with women I'm demi. Simple as that.

If I was still a single lady, and you were also a lady who was interested in getting all up in this, you just needed to get to know me for a while I guess. Maybe then I'd have gotten the tingle and life might have been different for me. It turns out I was just a fun, different flavor of bisexual.

I've never had a flag to fly before so I'm pleased to kind of have two(?) now. Hi world, I'm Emp and I'm delloromantic and dellobisexual.

Nice to meet you. 🫂🌈

[empeydids]

Hey my fellow STATIC babies...

Anyone get around to drawing that couch scene yet? Please tag me 🥵

Love, this thirsty bitch

[empeydids]

It's almost here guys

[sheepandpencils]

Human!Stolitz AU, featuring Blitzy giving Peak Sex Pest Energy ™️

[empeydids]

Just me, counting the days until the next installment of STATIC comes out.

[redstonedust]

i know this is unhelpful but getting pregnant fixed my stomach issues

i know you didnt mean this as a suggestion but i keep thinking about how fucking funny it would be as one. life hack for sorting out your IBS dont worry about all the brand new problems it'll create for you.

[empeydids]

GUYS THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME.

Being pregnant was a fucking DREAM. What happens is, your immune system modulates in weird ways to accommodate the baby, and in my case it drastically improved my autoimmune disorders.

IBS, gone. Lifelong, severe (STRONGLY HEREDITARY) asthma, practically non-existent. Psoriasis, gone.

It even cleared up a really old muscle strain injury that was constantly painful and tight in one of my legs and gave me piriformis syndrome for years that never got better. This is because of hormones that are released that instruct your body to relax and loosen up-- my joints felt better, I could walk properly again. I lost a bunch of weight (in a healthy, doctor-approved way) because everything was just working way better.

After I had the baby a LOT of stuff came back with a vengeance and I used this opportunity to really drive home the idea that my symptoms are NOT in my head or the result of bad decisions or laziness. My body is just attacking itself all the time and I can't stop it.

[royalromper]

always mildly baffled when people talk about Stolas viewing Blitz as beneath him early in their relationship as though it's an indisputable canon fact

I won't argue he doesn't have unconscious bias, but I thought it was pretty clear that one of their early problems was him not even registering the power difference between them as a big deal

as far as Stolas is concerned, Blitz is confident, outspoken, domineering, independent, owns his own business, and clearly has zero problem speaking his mind to Stolas and saying no if something is inconvenient. if he objectifies him it's by putting him on a pedestal as his perfect dream come true romantic hero. until it's pointed out to him he has no reason to think the book deal isn't just a romantic game they're playing, and he has absolutely zero frame of reference for living paycheck to paycheck or to think that's something Blitz would be concerned about

between the two it's Blitz who's hyperaware of their class difference (understandably) and constantly reduces Stolas to just his status like... all the time lol. he's the one who thinks the idea of an imp and a goetia dating is so absurd that it can't be anything other than a kink, and constantly tries to convince himself that Stolas is just rich asshole prince who couldn't possibly actually care about him

idk do people not get that Blitz saying "Stolas just likes the thrill of being fucked by the lower class" is a reflection on Blitz's own insecurities, not a factual statement? especially when followed up by how Stolas is totally just pretending to care about his day and laugh at his jokes?

[empeydids]

Why, I have a whole piece written about this :3

[naz-hk]

day 1 of staticmoth week - date night / night out

[empeydids]

I'm gonna try this on my toddler, who is also a chaotic, mercurial demon who won't eat

[wandoudoum]

I have a feeling that Stella will try to kill Stolas again in S3 but somehow, I feel she will be caught red-handed by Octavia and she will learn the truth about their relationship.

Stolas can’t catch a break, isn’t he.

Andre being the prideful being he is, there is no way he will let what happened in Sinsmas go, and I’m afraid he will lash out at Octavia for saving her dad.

The face Stolas makes entering the alleged Octavia Birthday is also worrying.

I don’t know what he saw but it doesn’t sound like good news. Either something shocking is happening or Octavia is still rejecting him. There is also the fact Blitzo will probably need to sneak into the party. (Possible danger? finding proof/stealing something while everyone is distracted? )

I wonder if we will know more about Stolas family. He has a song with a new singer/voice actress. Since it sounds like a negative change in a relationship, maybe it is his mother (we haven’t seen her yet) or another family member. Or she could be a younger Stella. Their relationship might not have been as bad as it is now from the beginning.

I guess it will be the last episode of s3 first part.

And my biggest question is :

WHO IS SHE? WHAT WILL BE HER ROLE AS AN ANTAGONIST ? WHAT IS HER AGENDA?

[empeydids]

Are we collecting Veronica Sawyers now lol

It's similar to my theory that we might be soon collecting Elphabas on the other show 😂

[hismercytomyjustice]

[empeydids]

If I had a fuckin' nickel

[hismercytomyjustice]

[empeydids]

If I had a fuckin' nickel

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[kinsey3furry300]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[mak3morn]

Guys what if in STATIC the characters actually just randomly broke out into song at times just like the source material. what then

(Check reposts for a lil song hehe)

[empeydids]

Tampering with mail?

An offense so felonious

Barely scratching the surface of my crimes

Immaterial, erroneous

Betsy and her muffins

Silly woman woo'ed on nothin'

But an authoritative handsome liar

His talk is cheap

And fire's just fire

He tells you what you wanna hear

And whispers sweet things in your ear

It's flattery, I could've warned ya --

🎵VINCENT WILL NOT GO TO CALIFORNIA🎵

For you @mak3morn , enjoy ❤️🫂

[hellaverseposting]

Toxic adam fans genuinely upset that Viv isn't going to do more with Adam annoy me

He served his purpose and is now going to haunt the narrative as lutes hallucination, get a grip

They can’t handle that Adam is getting the fridge treatment (dying for the sake of someone else’s character development) because, just like Adam, most of his fans are misogynists who don’t want a woman to get the spotlight they feel like a man rightfully deserves.

I for one am ECSTATIC that Lute took his place as the main threat in Heaven, female antagonists are my shit and I hope that Adam is continuously reduced to a joke character just to piss off his little sycophants lmao.

[empeydids]

Listen, ALL I want is for my girl to finally get her slice of the Dickmaster. She deserves it. She's been through a lot.

🫂❤️

[royalromper]

I know Blitz is a foul-mouthed mess who makes bad interpersonal decisions and stalks his employees etc but I also love how he does in fact have a lot of his shit together?

He DOES own and run his own business, they even have pension funds. His apartment might be run down but it's clean and tidy and decorated with pictures of his loved ones. He can cook and clean (look me in the eye and tell me Loona has ever done chores. His bald ass is probably cleaning fur and feathers out of the bath drain now). He has a calendar he writes future plans into and keeps on top of appointments. He's sooooo patient as a dad with Loona and went to pick her up from a party no questions asked even after having a terrible night. He's extremely competent at his actual job which must require regular exercise and training.

Very sexy of him tbh like i get it Stolas

[allynxiis]

Reflection