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Em I'm not a real blog, I'm Queen Lurker and I'm literally just here to absorb everyone else's funny and creative content with my hungry brain. I don't even know how a blog works.

[damnwormholes]

[wild-cabins]

Christopher Funk

[jaubaius]

Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device. 

 Credit: Badger Run Wild Rehab / Caters News

[aeroknot]

i do really enjoy spanish murder mystery titanic

[kateschechterxthorwasmyfirstotp]

Titanic: I am the most cursed passenger ship in history.

Lusitania: No I am.

Barbara de Braganza: Hold my beer.

[get-the-cheese-to-sickbay]

I honestly didn't think that Alta Mar could get any better but then it got GAY

[dearemma]

eva: im 5″2′ and ready to fight and commit crimes.

[latenightsinpemberley]

Fierce, compassionate heroine with a great fashion sense, that also happens to be a writer?

Netflix, I’m merely a weak bisexual woman.

[lisbonsteresa]

How to be robbed by your girlfriend at gunpoint, by Nicolás Vázquez

[csepicc]

[elektranhatcios]

you: british period dramas

me, an intellectual: spanish period dramas

[someonegetmeoutofmyhead-deactiv]

Honestly, Eva and Nicholas from Alta Mar have probably the healthiest straight relationship I’ve ever seen…

[lucymontero]

I liked lots of moments In Alta Mar- especially the ladies- but I think my favorite part is Nikolas being forced to open the safe -at gun point -by the love of his life and he’s just got unapologetic heart eyes the whole time.

It’s basically “Okay honey I’ll get that for you - careful you don’t break a nail brandishing that pistol. I love you and this is low key turning me on. Have fun storming the castle .”

Gets locked in his cabin. “You know what I’m not gonna report her but maybe I’ll just follow at a respectful distance in case this crime spree shes on goes south.”

[pedro-pascall]

find yourself someone who care about you the way Nicolas cares about Eva. 

[dearemma]

Eva, I like you. I like you very much. It’s the first time in a long time I have a dream.

[arinsuniverse]

My favourite trope in the Spanish Netflix Originals is a group of women - who may or may not have anything to do with each other - getting together to murder someone’s abusive son of a bitch husband and covering for each other afterwards. Thank you to whoever makes that pitch in the writer’s room. 

[spacesourcx]

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