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two can keep a secret. Welcome to Empire Radio, the place for all your Empire State gossip needs. We're your hosts, Alejandra and Ashley. As two former newspaper drones who couldn't cut it writing articles about the new faculty parking lot - YAWN! - we've taken over Empire's previously dying radio program and rejuvenated it. Got a question? A song request? Hit us up, we don't bite - much. If one of them is dead.

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Who did this to the Dean?

My money’s on his wife. Maybe he was sticking his dick where it didn’t belong.

Probably someone who works at ESU. Extramarital affair, anyone?

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If you two could have a superpower, which one would you want?

The ability to hear through walls. That way I could spill all the best tea.

I’d want to be an Animorph. Does that count?

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what couples do you want to see get together next?

I don’t really care who gets together, but this is my guess for how it’s going to go down.

Ashlynn and Garrett.

Benji and Will.

Blake and Brennan.

Charlotte and Taylor.

Dick and Sebastian.

Jack and Julia.

Konnor and Penelope.

Leila and Math.

Robin and Tori.

This again? Will it ever end?

Ashlynn and Ben

Blake and Brennan

Charlotte and Konnor

Dick and Tori

Jack and Julia

Math and Robin

Penelope and Garrett 

Robin and Sebastian

Taylor and Will

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who do you think the girl in the red dress is?

I think it’s a ridiculous description. What girl at some point in her life hasn’t worn a show-stopping red dress? I don’t know any blondes though, unless Jack decided to really commit for the ball.

It was probably someone who found his body first and freaked.

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Who do you guys think is likely to Mr. Anesthesia's next target?

Well, given that he hospitalized Corliss, doesn’t the new Dean seem like a safe bet?

If my hunch is right and it’s Jack, probably Dick, Leila or Taylor.

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Who should date Leila if Benji and Will suddenly disappear out of nowhere?

 At this point I’m ready to say they should all just be single and find themselves for a few years so I can stop hearing about it. 

The hype fell and it fell quick. I’m bored of them already. Bring on some Dick/Leila, or something we can actually talk about without having to take a Ritalin. 

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Top 5 pairings you'd like to see?

I’m sick of answering this question, so I’m going to go with Top 5 train wrecks that I would eat up for the drama.

Tori and Dean Corliss. I know she’s into girls, but she seems like the type to let someone be her sugar daddy.

Julia and Dick. They’re either going to fuck or kill each other eventually, either way it’ll be fun for me.

Lelia and Mathilde. I’d love to see Benji and Will sulk together and watch the Notebook.

Konnor and anyone. It’s going to be such a disaster and I cannot wait.

Taylor and everyone. We all talk about the fact that Will hits on anything that moves, but Taylor does it and gets away with it. I’m just waiting for it to blow up and produce some good gossip.

Is anyone else as bored of this as we are? Whatever. 

Konnor and Julia. She’s a maneater and he’s a doormat so it’ll be just about time before they implode on each other.

Taylor and Tori. I know they say they hate each other but it might just be a cover. Trust me, there’s definitely something going on there.

Charlotte and Dick. It’s obvious she’s into total trainwrecks already so it won’t be that much of a switch up from the Psycho Killer.

Garrett and Leila. I’m telling you folks, there’s something sizzling between them. You might not see it yet but I do. I’ve got my eye on you two.

Jack and Will went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Will stripped down and Jack went ‘wow, guess I’m not hetero anymore’.

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Is there anyone that you think is hiding something?

The better question is: Is there anyone who isn’t hiding something? Benji seems the most obvious though. It’s always the quiet ones that are dangerous.

Dick. I see him everywhere and I don’t know how unless he’s teleporting.

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most likely to get arrested?

I think it’s entirely possible that Blake and Konnor are the kids that got arrested the other night for playing Pokemon Go in a secured area. I’d bet good money.

Mat and Leila! All besties eventually do time together.

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Garrett vs Will who wins

I have no idea but I’m not opposed to watching them wrestle it out shirtless, especially if we can throw some oil in there.

Ooh ooh, I agree! Why bet on it when we can really make it happen? Come on boys, give us a show!

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Enjoy @willcrush and @lifeglider (feat. @rewindingleila)

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It's Not Gay If It's In A Threeway (;

Coming right up!

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This one’s for you, @willcrush. Never change, boo!

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I'm too sexy for my shirt - we all know who it's for

Oh yeah we do.

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This one’s for @multiplyingdick, who’s apparently giving himself a hand.

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Can I get Love Myself for Dick? That boy really doesn't need anybody else.

Oh wow, I don’t think anyone else would take him anyways. Coming right up though.

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This one’s for @rewindingleila and her suitors @lifeglider and @willcrush.