Rory, 23, he/him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[sabertoothwalrus]

asexuals I love you very much but sometimes you will get hangups about very funny things. I made a "fuck marry kill" poll and dozens of people are asking how they're supposed to vote because they don't want to fuck anyone and are asking for alternatives for that category like playing video games or drinking tea instead. but killing is totally fine

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love you.

keeping it basic but fuck marry kill traffic signals 🚦

fuck green marry yellow kill red

fuck green marry red kill yellow

fuck yellow marry green kill red

fuck yellow marry red kill green

fuck red marry green kill yellow

fuck red marry yellow kill green

Voting ended onAug 9

[i-like-orange-juice]

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[whitepeopletwitter]

He said no way 🥹

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[dogpuppy]

[beemovieerotica]

[necromancelena]

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

[relia-robot]

[muivech]

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[dirtreally]

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head