Live From The Squid Realm

editing my blog fucked up the html and i dont care enough to fix it

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

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[the-official-goose-god]

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[regnbagshaj]

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[the-rodgulhaj]

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[betamash]

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[korvax404]

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[cr0w1zd3d]

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[silly-fi5h]

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[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

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[byrdiboo]

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[lighthouseweeper]

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[ann-decart]

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[chili-mac-and-cheese]

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[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[staff]

Don’t get stuck doing math on your Dashboard!

Note counts now increment automatically. Have a nice weekend!

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[kissyoulikealover]

yeah all my posts actually have hundreds of notes you just can't see them. people are laughing and calling me so funny and pretty and smart in the tags but you just cant see it. but it's happening i promise

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

this post aged like a fine wine

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[cryptotheism]

Not only will this ruin a core element of Tumblr, it will make it very difficult to tell where and when a post is getting traction. People are on this website because it isn't Twitter. Making it more like Twitter will turn people away.

[cryptotheism]

The last thing this website needs is a culture of catty twitter-style quote-retweets. This will actively encourage more toxic users to interact with your posts because their traffic will be more difficult to track.

[were--ralph]

do you like this new Tumblr feature/update

no

yes

Voting ended onMar 24

[were--ralph]

Easier for @staff and @humans to see

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[capnsoapy]

It Ends

And the ultimate bloging ends

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

[galaxywarp]

whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*

[mrhealyourgirl]

[furryprovocateur]

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

[theblackparadeisdead]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[theblackparadeisdead]

HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[probuccalfat]

fellas, is it queer assimilation to be a person of colour that doesn’t connect with the white consumerist queer identity?

[catboybiologist]

Being gay is when you buy rainbows and pastels and the more rainbows and pastels you buy the more gay you are

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes