EmpressBeauty

Yarisbel - 27 - NYC - MONAT, ask about it!

[rulosstrangelife]

Multiverse

[xxrawxx]

Away from the negative and evil

[idealixtic]

[dephus]

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever.

Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via ohteenscanrelate)

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[dropneurons]

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

[ess-it]

[thepsychedelicward-deactivated2]

[wordsnquotes]

Study me as much as you like, you will never know me. For I differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be. Put yourself behind my eyes, and see me as I see myself. Because I have chosen to dwell in a place you can’t see.

(via no6frahnocry)

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

“I’m not rich”

“But I have a big dick”

[jemandthediazepams-deactivated2]

“I don’t have a big dick”

“But I am rich”

[bxnnytt]

“I’m rich”

“And I have a big dick”

[gala-xy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[words-of-emotion]

My only goal in life right now is to be happy.

(via words-of-emotion)

  (via words-of-emotion)

[kushandwizdom]

I too can switch up on ya.

Unknown (via kushandwizdom)

[furious]

[kushandwizdom]

87

[kushandwizdom]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[damnhebig]

Fin

[kushandwizdom]

😭😭😭😭