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dawnblade

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

undeadnecromancer

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

kohl-yis

the post above was shadow written by Blathers

shutyourmoustache

AOC playing ACNH continues to bless the world. (ICYMI)

beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202

Don’t touch my elixers.

pileofknives

undead-potatoes

Other game devs: Please don’t try to alter the game files in any way as we can’t be responsible if you break your game

ConcernedApe: Here’s how you go into the game files and hack that shit, it’ll probably be fine, have fun!

jayeaaaaa

shaneofaragon

happy go punch a fascist day from Italy

plainsonglady

How could you keep this in the tags?

iamjustgod

may i suggest

darachbeo

midnighttrain247

Breakfast Across the Globe

supgina

BY FAR THE SEXIEST POST ON THIS SITE

thesickestsinner

and the most important one…Jamaican Breakfast

queenstravelingfoodie

Followed by a Haitian breakfast

lilhabesha

Ethiopian breakfast 💚💛❤

okayysophia

Nigeria breakfast 🇳🇬

ireallydontcare5

The one post that everyone can agree on….that food is sexy.

quiet-nymph

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afronerdism

You’re telling me that windflowers are real?

afronerdism

These are apparently Nemophila flowers at Hitachi Seaside Park in Japan.

Imagine

tiktoksthataregood-ish

thoodleoo

dungeonhavoc

Not everything a DM tries works out as intended. Sometimes a story arc falls flat, or a little extra description causes the party to halt for a few hours to fiddle with a rock…. it happens.

sir-popard

I was in a Lovecraftian GURPS campaign set in UK in the 1980s that ground to a halt for a solid hour because one of the players was adamant that we calculate the exact cost of plane tickets for our team.

lawfulgoodness

Truly, rules lawyers are an eldritch abomination.

creepsandcrawlers

lifehack if the players are obsessed with something give it to them. Often a small interesting answer will make them stop faster than a hundred boring ones.

campbell-soup

once my players rifled through some dead goblins’ clothes and i didnt expect that (dumb, i know) so i put a “very smooth pebble” in a pocket and the players were so interested in it they almost started a fight over it

creepsandcrawlers

i was one of the players and we were valid

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

very early in my campaign - like, 2 or 3 sessions in - the party went to explore a shipwreck. among the loot in the wreck was a black marble statue of a goddess called Blibdoolpoolp. I found her name in a list of d&d deities and thought she sounded cool. her domain is crustaceans and madness, which fit with the overall tone of my bullshit campaign, so I threw her in for a bit of ~flavor~

the party got… attached.

they lugged that statue back with them when they left the shipwreck, even though they were being chased by a sea serpent. they brought it back to the inn where they were staying. in-character, they started seeking out all the information they could about this silly throwaway goddess.

out of character, they started flooding the group chat with lobster memes.

eventually - and I mean, like, several months later - I just gave in and let them have a whole adventure fighting a cult that worked for Blibdoolpoolp, defeating the cult, and letting them take over as Blibdoolpoolp’s primary worshippers. she’s their patron deity now and showers them with crustacean-themed blessings.