A Critically Acclaimed “Kick In The Dick”

The whole world’s on fire, but at least my brows look great.

[jessie-and-the-dead]

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

[lokidokeyartichoki]

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[deathandmysticism]

Public execution, Germany, 1771

[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[donjuaninhell]

It's really something just how impressively stupid all these self styled "entrepreneurs" are.

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[modogoblin]

[foreskinnty]

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[hiimlesphotos]

Fjord

[cuties-in-codices]

the dance of death

illustration from a manuscript of the "totentanz" by wilhelm werner von zimmern, swabia, c. 1575

source: Stuttgart, Landesbibl., Cod. Donaueschingen 123, fol. 84v

[natures-moments]

Glacier National Park, Montana, USA

[natures-moments]

Breathtaking views of Sleeping Giant Provincial Park in Ontario, Canada

[pictures-of-dogs]

pov he just caught you taking pictures of him

[pictures-of-dogs]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[augustheart]

i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....

[damaramegido]

incredibly important update: they fuckin named her taquito

[guooey]

this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

[aimasup]

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[ailurinae]

They only showed two hunts, and said one in three is successful. So he's probably on par. That said, 1 in 3 is pretty good numbers for a lot of predators. Hunting is really hard it turns out.