[hellosparklinguniverse]

I can’t stop laughing omg  😂 😂 😂

[catchymemes]

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[blairwarner]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[humans-of-pdx]

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“  “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

[lovelyardie]

Reblog cabbage lady for good luck in 2017 🍀

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[lilguy5-20-blog]

Did Disney live next to the Warner brothers??

[theinturnetexplorer]

[hustleinatrap]

it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

[luidilovins]

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

[nightguardmod]

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.

See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.

The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.

So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

This professor gets extra credit.

[rangeelas]

Naked : Ft Kalki Koechlin and Ritabhari

[hydrotoxicity]

[runawayshounen-deactivated20150]

One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.

[nervous-neon]

I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.

[subsolars]

DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST-

GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

At just six years old, Romanieo Golphin Jr. could already read college-level chemistry and physics textbooks. He might just be the next Einstein.

[unclefather]

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

[sweetguts]

this is the greatest moving picture file that has ever been placed on the internet

[ruinedchildhood]

Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came.

[ruinedchildhood]

😂😂😂😂

[snlgifs]

[bongcop]

[officialscud]

thief..