Cant Be Broke If You Woke

The struggle is real 31 male venmo @redkamel

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[konoko]

telepathically asking people to send me money

[escuerzoresucitado]

[rickybabyboy]

[you-are-another-me]

[konoko]

[sacred-portal]

[ruinedchildhood]

[love-and-socialism]

Incredible. They're so close to getting it.

[thefallingdream]

[sistertaxon]

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

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On his birthday

[macbethheadband]

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[catchymemes]

[kalichnikov]

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel