cats are the priority

Danica. 24 Canadian. Torontonian. I don't know what else there is to say?

[adeles]

Happy New Year!

[scum2000]

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

[monsieurphantom]

The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. The most beautiful of these was the one I loved. Satine. A courtesan. She sold her love to men. They called her the ‘Sparkling Diamond’, and she was the star, of the Moulin rouge. The woman I loved is dead.

Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[roseredfingers]

Mad Men: 2.04

[queencersei]

Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, Act 2, Scene 2

[angelicguy]

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

[imaginaryi-blog]

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

[angelicguy]

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

[capybarabae-deactivated20190812]

i know we act like it’s a light joke but when a man says hi to you it really do be a lie right there from the jump 

[hourgloss]

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

[kleinecharlotte]

The Borgias + geometry

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sirartwork]

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[nelyafinwe]

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought

[wylansvaneck]

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

[throwbackblr]

[spoken-like-a-true-sadboi]

Walmart employees at midnight

[littlesuperstition]

any retail job, period.

[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

fucking incredible

[911official-deactivated20200526]

I like to rœck oöt

[zackisontumblr]

me on a first date