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We could sleep together. I think you would make a nice little spoon.

I was thinking you wanted something more fun than sleeping like drinking but if you want to sleep I do always make a nice little spoon, so that’s one option – any other suggestions?

emmy4keri

#musings

Sleep, probably.

That’s boring and would not involve me. Think of something you wanna do that we can do together.

Okay but I didn’t actually say that I wanted to go out. That’s a lot of work.

Okay then what do you want to do that’s not boring and not a lot of work?

I can’t believe how disgustingly boring you’re all being lately. I mean, It’s Friday night and I just walked past about three of my sisters rooms who look like they’re dead. Is the apocalypse happening? This is all coming from me, too, so I think you should all be a bit disappointed in yourselves.

Okay well then pregame with me, and then lets go to a party and not be boring.

text / truffle butter

winnie: did we not have a talk about how a bomb could literally go off and i'd pop out of my hole 2 weeks later like "hey where'd everybody go"

winnie: why am i supposed to be nice but not... other people

winnie: can we do crafts together

noelle: did we?? probably idr tbh

noelle: um idk actually can we say bc ur ginger and u dont want ppl to think u dont have a soul???

noelle: sure what kind of crafts? like matching bracelets or something??

#winniepark #text

rosiegrcham

“No, that’s just my face. Did you actually want to hang out? How do you feel about homicide as a fun, time-passing activity?”

“I mean. I usually say I will try everything once but y’know – homicide just does not seem as fun to me as it might be for some other people. I only like killing it on the dance floor.”

#umlogan #:*

wcres-blog

“If they don’t, I will make one myself. Though, I might need your help, since I don’t know much about pinatas. And yes, it’ll totally be worth the time and effort we put into it..–I mean, we all want Aiden to become Yale’s Taylor Swift; he’s got everything he needs to succeed.”

“Okay I will help it’ll be a crazy cool crunk calm craft session. I know he is not living up to his full potential, but we will change that. Maybe he will write a song about us too.”

#txtdarlene

oknate

I was going to say more but then you mentioned the strippers and now I’m torn. I guess I’ll settle for one dwarf but they gotta go all out with the costume then. You drive a hard bargain.

What can I say? I can’t spoil you too much. As my future trophy husband you’ll need to have some modesty so the neighbors won’t hate us.

#oknate

trevorkappa-blog

sometimes your beauty just overshadows the sass. nah i mean we were just on a different page the other day, not like i am upset about it. my surprise is taking a bit so you gotta get the last kisses you can. cause i don’t plan on us breaking up. come here though, that’s cute that you don’t want to. i like your lips, they’re sorta nice so i can take one for the team and take all your drunk kisses.

#trevorkappa #actual gif of camila and biebs i found

good response.i’m getting a little impatient for this surprise – you have me so hyped up for it. give me a hint of what is to be expected. if it’s taking one for the team then you shouldn’t get any of my sorta nice kisses, butt-head.

ahhhhhhhhhz

“You know… a mexican restaurant isn’t a bad idea at all. You have the whole enchilada there. For real though. Magaritas even, there’s absolutely nothing to love about those places.”

“Okay so for that pun you are definitely invited to my party, but you’ll need to make puns all night.”

#leomyles #very

gosvde

“You definitely need to go ahead and watch it. I’ve watched plenty of movies in my lifetime that may or may not have prepared me for real life. But obviously she’s going to need some serious therapy. And if not, she’s gonna’ end up fucked up in the head and all that. I’m a great runner, besides me having asthma, but I can run pretty fast. Maybe you can have someone drag you along after them, or you can have them pull you on a bandwagon. I don’t know. You wouldn’t last long, though.”