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seconding what everyone else said

#wow this is beautifully written if i may say so myself #ooc

@felixfelicis: @oknate don't get smart with me Hagrid. and I don't even know where it is it crawled away.

@felixfelicis: @oknate it was sat on my leg and i didn't even notice it until I looked down.

@felixfelicis: @oknate I am a prISONER IN MY OWN HOME!

@oknate: @felixfelicis where are you?

@oknate: @felixfelicis i'll bring my chest with weapons as well as a protective suit for you

@felixfelicis: @oknate my hero! I knew I could count on you to save me in such moment of distress. Did you find the spider?

@oknate: @felixfelicis well i didn't know there was one now but i'll go look for it ronald :)

#twt: felix

@felixfelicis: I am very fuckin' convinced that spiders were put on this earth just to fuck with me!

@oknate: @felixfelicis don't worry, i will always save you from the spiders! i'm quite brave :-)

#twt: felix

text | liquid luck

Felix: No :~)

Felix: ;) good luck figuring it all out. invite me to the wedding, then we'll see about the dickpic.

Felix: i don't want it framed in our room.

Nate: watch me

Nate: thanks! you can't turn down prince nate lbh

Nate: well it'll be in my side of the room?

#t: felix

@camwhore96: i just spent 40 minutes on google looking up this guy that has two dicks....another meaning to the term well endowed

@oknate: @camwhore96 he's my idol :)

#he has a gf and a bf #a partner for each dick lol #twt: camden

text | liquid luck

Felix: No :~)

Felix: Exclusive people, really. Royals.

Felix: Don't get used to it. I don't say it out loud that often, to be honest.

Nate: yes :~)

Nate: royals.... who can i marry hmmm

Nate: hence why i'm saving the text. i might get it printed and framed.

#t: felix

text | liquid luck

Felix: I'm saving this text for later :~)

Felix: nah. my dick picks are exclusive.

Felix: I love you, too :)

Nate: i'm gonna delete it while you sleep :~)

Nate: who gets to see them?

Nate: omg i'm definitely saving this text though

Nate: that's the first time you've said it i think?? i'm emotional

#t: felix

text | liquid luck

Felix: You're a liar, and you're filthy. There's nothing innocent about that.

Felix: I know, I was testing you.

Nate: FINE!! I ADMIT IT!! THE JIG IS UP I NATHAN KINGSLEY AM A FILTHY LYING BASTARD

Nate: now send me dick pics

Nate: testing me.... i hate you -.-

#t: felix

@oknate: i don’t care who you are; when you hear the words “now get to work, bitch” and the beat dropping, you’re overcome with the need to dance. no one can resist a britney song.

#stealing this from an old rp #hence the old britney song #but honestly #where's the lie #tweet

mcdonalds-and-chill

#if this isn't the realest thing you've ever seen #muse

emptyyyyyyyyyy

How can I deny my future husband? Is one enough for you or should I get more? Keep in mind that I’m going to have strippers so if you have multiple dwarves you cannot have any fun with the strippers.

oknate

I was going to say more but then you mentioned the strippers and now I’m torn. I guess I’ll settle for one dwarf but they gotta go all out with the costume then. You drive a hard bargain.

#c: noelle

new message from ollie

ollie: HOW DID YOU KNOW

nate: i'm psychic :-)

#t: ollie

gosvde

“I mean, everyone is different. For some people, they might take a while to actually realize where they are, and what’s happened to them. Other people know right away, and try to come up with a game plan. I wouldn’t go and say all of that, though. I don’t just suck anyone’s cock, no matter the situation be life-threatening or not.”

oknate

I still think the fight or flight response would kick in with most people since it’s just a physiological response when your brain perceives a threat. But then I guess it’s possible you can try the friendly approach later on. Personally I doubt I could be friendly to my kidnapper, though, so I’d probably get my ass kicked regularly.

#c: d'alai

tfwaudrey

That’s what I figured. Unless you’re getting really busy every night, I feel like thousands of dicks sucked is a bit rash. Guess those are all good ones. I think I just want to know all the pointless information I can when I die.

oknate

I’ve been sexually active for, like, six years so I’d probably have to have sucked a dick a day to get to a couple of thousands. Sadly I don’t believe in an afterlife but I’ll hope for you that it’s a thing and you get your statistics.