The World is Quiet Here

Emily - 29 - she/her - just a theater nerd trying her best

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[mjfass]

[vexwerewolf]

Wait what the fuck is going on in wrestling right now

[waco]

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[rthrmrgn]

A Study in Pink - BBC Sherlock (2010)

[robertdinero]

[theehorsepusssy]

[darth--nickels]

reblog to bring tiny fancy lads with gifts of oranges into your mental health crisis

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Theatrical design…

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

What if you decided to tell a story using actors in space, and people designed and constructed a huge beautiful architecture-sculpture for them to run around in, and particular specialized and flexible clothes for them to wear that reflected who they were and what they needed to do, and rigs of elaborate colored lights to illuminate it all, and a palette of sounds to go along with it, and. Projections, I guess, if they’re judiciously used.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[mytearsrricochet]