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for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

theamiableanachronism

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pyronado-moved

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

demonicsymphony

And if you’re in the notes or tags telling us to “just get a new tag”

Fuck You

the-haiku-bot

And if you’re in the

notes or tags telling us to

“just get a new tag”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

as a quiet whisper into a never-ending void, stay strong. it costs nothing to be kind.

#ix

viralfrog

soft-stims

Common Grackle stimboard for @microwavebeeping

x x x - x x x - x x x

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

come the fuck on

cheaphalloweencostume

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

skarchomp

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

cheaphalloweencostume

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

funstyle

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

jacobtheloofah

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

stromcuzewon

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

stromcuzewon

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

stromcuzewon

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

randomencounters

Encounter: junior league hockey god

alexmey-does-an-arts

hachama

For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

feluka

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

malibuklaus

idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'

mousegard

me reading this post

iamthetruestrepairman

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

iamthetruestrepairman

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

easel-eisel

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style