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Griffin / they/he / trans nonbinary / 21

[piratesofthecarabiner]

straight friend groups be like: [blonde girl] [brunette girl] [kyle] [brad]

gay friend groups be like: [a polyamorous artist with a wooden finger] [a nonbinary mercenary raised by nuns to avenge their family] [the mercenary's best friend whos also in love with them] [a musician who cant read and invented the worlds first pyramid scheme] [a guy who used to sew dresses with his mom and now hes a pirate] [a guy who gets sucked silly in the rations closet] [a swedish guy who sleeps in a barrel] [a cook whos also a doctor] [nathaniel buttons]

[rabdoidal]

to people that are curious to watch our flag means death but want to kno more about the show other than its gay content (which is fairly central to the plot, but there’s more substance than just the gay content) - its a drama/comedy about the worlds most pathetic pirate and how he runs a ship with equal pay/opportunity for his crew, and how a group of fairly terrible pirates try to be good pirates with the help of blackbeard! there’s a fair amount of typical pirate violence and the nastier side of things like scurvy and infections, but most things are played for laughs. the show isn’t exactly historically accurate, but its based on the real interactions/relationship the gentleman pirate and blackbeard had, although its obviously been elaborated on heavily. general warning for racism from the bad guys (which is typically met with the racists being robbed/beaten up/etc) and a small amount of well-intentioned misgendering (the non-binary character is referred to with both he and she pronouns before being referred to as they/them).

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mtfoss]

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

[mtfoss]

Of course the gay sex post takes off on the gay sex website

[tehtariks]

“Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.” -Hayao Miyazaki

Happy International Women’s Day!

[omgciochemipiace]

🤣🤣🤣

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.

This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.

[ironedorchid]

Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.

[tikkety-tok]

Apparently she’s not a fan of breaks 🥺❤️

[butchfagminotaur]

[funnytwittertweets]

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[galahadwilder]

“What’s your name?” “I never had one” DAAAAMN THEY WENT THERE

[flamingbluepanda]

me, scrolling: is this the one with-

me, watching, vindicated: IT ISSSSS

[punkrockgrantaire]

i had to make this to get it out of my head

[fangirltothefullest]

I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

this is super valid on tumblr and most other platforms but I'd like to take this opportunity to mention

the only platform where you have a good reason to hate like spamming is tiktok, because tiktok will shadowban your account if someone like spams a ton of your videos

I literally watch the light die in my sister's eyes as she goes through her activity and finds someone's spam liked her stuff, she has to put off any videos she's put a lot of effort into until after the shadowban lifts, otherwise they won't get any views

which just sucks. so much. for everyone. including the people who just want to like some good content and don't realise what it's doing

seeing someone diligently enjoying your content that much should be seen as a good thing but somehow tiktok managed to ruin it

so yeah just, if you're a spam liker on any other platform my friend you live your best life and have a good time but just be mindful when on tiktok, make sure you watch the entire video before liking it and try not to like too many in a row, take a break and come back every few videos

be mindful and honestly fuck tiktok for turning likes into weapons

[defectivegembrain]

words like "sin" and "guilt" need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral

[headspace-hotel]

Food: is "guilt-free!"

me: as if all food isnt already guilt free. get fucked

[charhounds]

i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

[yellowpie]

If you signed up for my show you signed up for some reruns too

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[aangmarble]

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

[complicatedmerary]

[lachenn]

Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.

And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.

[coloriages]

gay sex is the most important thing in the world up there w being in bed and doing drugs

[beggars-opera]

Letterkenny is like the sense of humor I had in the 4th grade mixed with pure Shakespeare, and no I won’t elaborate

[5ummit]

The iOS Toggle is Here!

Per the Jan 11th announcement, you can now see posts tagged with banned** tags and view flagged blogs on the iOS app.

To do this, open tumblr in a browser (this setting is not accessible on the iOS app itself) and go to your account settings. Then, click the “Hide Sensitive Content” toggle in the “Filtering” section. This setting is automatically turned on for everyone by default. Here’s what the toggle looks like when it has been turned OFF (it will be highlighted blue when on):

But wait, you’re not done! For this setting to take effect, you must also make sure you’ve updated the tumblr app to version 22.5.2 (or higher). To update the app, go to the app store, click your profile icon in the top right corner, and scroll down until to reach the updates section. If tumblr displays an “Update” button, click it. You can check the version number by clicking “more” in the update description.

That’s it, you’re done!

**This has no effect on anyone using tumblr via any other browser or app. All toggling this setting does is remove the recent iOS-only hardbanned tags and give iOS app users the same tumblr experience as everyone else. The soft ban on certain “NSFW” tags that’s been in effect since the Great Purge of 2018 is still in effect, at least as of right now. To understand the difference between softbanned and hardbanned tags check out my post about it HERE.

Also, a quick note to content creators: Even with this toggle, I would avoid using any of the hardbanned tags whenever possible because posts with those tags will still be completely hidden (in searches and on dashboards) on the iOS app for anyone who doesn’t know about this workaround. Fortunately, it seems tumblr is currently reviewing the list and walking back some of the tags that were originally banned, seemingly for no reason as they had nothing to do with sensitive content. Most have not been reversed yet. Keep an eye on the banned tags list and continue to check tags yourself since @bannedtags​ doesn’t have all of them.

This solution is better than nothing, but we’re not out of the woods yet.