Alchemy After Dark

Alphonse • 34 • Minors DNI H Hours with a side of Elricest K!nk side blog • Dom to @ftm-alchemist

[smokinghorse]

Burnout is a jockey and he's riding me to death.

[sermna]

made a poster for my dad's hangout shed :)

[writing-in-the-grave]

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

[run-remi-run]

...why?

[writing-in-the-grave]

They're always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[run-remi-run]

Oh god.

How many?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

[run-remi-run]

Coffee?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

[run-remi-run]

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Writer's Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)

[run-remi-run]

Allergies. Next question.

[writing-in-the-grave]

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

[run-remi-run]

Circular prose

[writing-in-the-grave]

Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

[run-remi-run]

I did not

[writing-in-the-grave]

His life had it's prose and cons...

Why is editing a better job than writing?

[run-remi-run]

It's more rewording?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

[bisexualriza]

v day special 💘

[naueth]

Valentine’s day always swoops over my head so have a drawing of roy and ed undressing instead lmao

[threespringspoet]

Pried open my rib cage…,words by: @sanitysipper

[veryluckyclovers]

[hyolks]

ed proceeded to wipe out and was almost entirely swallowed by the snowbank

[dr-fancy-pants]

My late entry for @hyolks FMAbruary 2026, "winter" !

I hope I can follow with the others.

Click on the image, Tumblr blurs it as usual.

[emilyirvineart]

Reunited

[weltenwellen]

Making the people you adore laugh is literally everything

[pup-posting]

puppy play but i’ve got my chin resting on the couch and i stare at you longingly because you’re eating cheetos

[hyolks]

in the spring we are such fools

[emilyirvineart]

I watched FMAB for the first time 🧡 :D

[dr-fancy-pants]

Also forgot to post this there. Hi !

[emilylovescookies]

a heart made fullmetal 🦾💕💥

[tokkimins]

refs for my au stuff

(full-body/info below + fic link)

I wanted to incorporate some fun facts but I couldn’t format them in a way that would fit on the main page.. so I just made a little Q&A thing. All the q’s are the same and will b the same for future ref sheets.

I feel like those answers give a better picture of their character than a few straying fun facts would.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72566861/chapters/188983046