no.1 bill cipher hater

artist, writer, full-time hater 22 | it/its+ | UTC-5 (USA) | eng/learning kaz | 🔞, minors dnf, no age in bio = block

[enbyzombies2]

[ICON ID: A screencap from the show Gravity Falls of Stanford Pines, an older man with fluffy grey hair and glasses, smiling cheekily while holding a hand to his cheek. The background is edited to be that of the puppy play pride flag. /end ID]

trench/godot/stanford/[nameless, just use pronouns] / 22 / it/xe/he/rot/gore / UTC-4 (USA) / eng/learning kaz / 🔞, minors dnf, no age in bio = block

artist, writer, full time hater

white, tme, plurallet, autistic + disabled, queer in just abt every way

art tag = #my art / music recs = #jams / nsfw/suggestive = #it's not explicit i can rb it to main / nsfw asks = #mdni / posts from enbyzombies 1.0 = #old blog posts / notes for my classes = #notes tag

interests include; horror, music, diy, fashion, occultism/witchcraft and paganism, biology and medicine, death, sex and human reproduction. / media interests include; gravity falls, ace attorney, various horror films, nsfw text-based adventure games (tits, dol, cot, etc)

no dni i block freely and without remorse (nothing personnel, kid)

i don't tag spoilers or haterism

"NO ID" MEANS "NO IMAGE DESCRIPTION" I'M NOT IGNORING IDENTIFYING INFORMATION IN THE CAPTION!

Buy Me A Coffee, $EnbyZombies, Shop on Toyhouse

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

[avantgarden-er]

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[enbyzombies2]

i just forgot my age for a minute.

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[dykepuffs]

[wooteena]

[ID: A black piece of paper with a small gathering of grey hairs taped to it with white tape in the middle. Handwritten, on the paper above and below it, is penned in white:

"THESE ARE A RARE THING. PRICELESS AND BEAUTIFUL. THEY ARE A TRANS PERSON'S GREY HAIRS.

NOT FROM STRESS, BUT FROM NATURAL OLD AGE. I HOPE WE SEE A MILLION MORE OF THEM. I HOPE YOU GROW YOUR OWN."

End ID]

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[kilometresrufflefuck]

i also think the fact that after turnabout samurai will powers and phoenix kinda become friends is a source of significant torture to edgeworth even after edgeworth gets normal* because phoenix doesn't even appreciate what he's got. like will powers calls phoenix up to invite him to nice events, no you don't understand, the Steel Actual Samurai is Calling Phoenix Wright (His Lawyer), First, to Invite Him. to things. and phoenix is just like huh, he's social i guess. the steel actual fucking samurai. guess ill go to the premiere of the new 2 steel 2 samurai movie. with the steel actual real fucking legitimate samurai who called me first. don't have anything else to do. edgeworth is 99% sure will powers has a small crush on phoenix and phoenix does not even notice. he's just like yeah that will powers guy is friendly huh? i don't think he's got many friends if he's inviting his lawyer to stuff. and edgeworth is steaming jealous. and phoenix is like you wanna come? edgeworth is like I do not think I am welcome. phoenix is like sure you are, will likes you. edgeworth is like I Am Sure Your Dear Friend With Whom You Are On A First Name Basis (The Steel Samurai) Recalls The Time I Tried To Get Him (Steel Samurai) Convicted And Sentenced To Death. phoenix is like well he asks about you all the time. and edgeworth is like He Is Just Being Polite (He Is The Steel Samurai). I Am Going Now. To Brood. and the thing is edgeworth IS invited and will powers thinks he's hot but telling edgeworth this has a 73% chance of locking him in a torture gauntlet for all time

*"normal"

[leovincible]

Enter and rot

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[cadaverjuices]

watching quinton reviews' new video on little miss tardar sauce, aka grumpy cat, so i drew her with her equally teeny brother pokey

[dragonomatopoeia]

some of the best characters are the ones where you know if they sat down and discussed ghosts the conversation would end with them attacking each other with furniture

[dragonomatopoeia]

like this

[enbyzombies2]

wait thats hilarious. stolen valor on another level