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20 | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ | sub-leaning switch | lesbian | on E since 2024-07-13 | CE(S)T timezone

[hemipenal-system]

every piece of fiction set at “wizard college” i’ve ever seen massively underestimates the insane parties and sex shit that a bunch of college students with magical abilities would be doing

[hemipenal-system]

there’s a girl you see in your dining hall sometimes whose pseudodragon familiar is always sleeping at her feet. you have no way of knowing this but she’s telepathically bonded to it and she’s letting it fuck her basically daily

one of the people in your Thaumic Application Fundamentals class is very clearly stifling orgasms all the time in class, and the (true) rumors are that their womb is hosting a bunch of symbiotic gastropods that boost magical ability in exchange for a place to lay eggs. plus they love the feeling of the warm slimy bodies moving around inside them

you go to a ΖΘΛ sorority party and they’re serving concoctions consisting of vodka, mixed juices, and random transformation potions that one of their members snuck into Herschel Hall to make in the lab last night. everyone is drunk as shit and also creatures

someone on your floor keeps getting in trouble with the RAs because it turns out that summoning a cosmic horror to restrain and breed you with dozens of phallic tentacles is against the dorm rules

the entire ΣΨΔ frat is currently on temporary suspension because the last time they partied everyone was on magical designer drugs and they burnt down an academic building. it was fixable but kind of a hassle and everyone knew exactly who did it because the frat members were all drooling fire and changing colors

someone is secretly selling enchanted sex toys from their dorm. your roommate bought an animated rope that can put you into shibari all on its own, and you’re eyeing one of the magical equine dildos that are warm to the touch and twitch and spurt just like the real thing and can be voice-activated to do all the work for you

[kittygoopaw]

Fox girls are really cute and the best part is their ears are so big and right there and they look even cuter when you fuck their heads empty. You even get to see the thoughts and words dribble out!

It's okay it happens all the time, they'll be better pretty soon. But for the moment, you get a free mindless toy to fondle and use as much as you want, and it might not even remember what you do! Win win!

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

you try to start soft with "well there are other blood types. and other methods for expressing oil from peanuts" and they shriek NOOOO YOURE EMASCULATING MY DEAD DAD WHO I HATED

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

you try "actually there's also milk, and seawater, and room-temperature elemental mercury" and they accuse you of taking a day off your regularly scheduled child rapes to lie specifically to them

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

BUT IF PEANUT OIL ISNT REAL THEN HOW AM I CURRENTLY SMOTHERING MYSELF IN IT i didn't say it wasn't real i said there were other liquids YOURE SO OWNED BY MY OILINESS ok

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

god whoever wrote this must be so fucking hot

[virid-descent]

Having some type of headpat trigger would be so nice. Someone places a hand on your head, and you'd just completely blank out, forgetting what you were doing and mindlessly leaning into their warm touch. When they stop, you're left confused with no memory of why you're so close to them or why you feel so hazy. You only know that something made you feel good, and you need more of it.

[virid-descent]

They smirk knowingly at you. Before you can pull away, you find yourself sprawled across the couch with your head in their lap. You don't know how long you've been out, but that doesn't matter anymore. With a heavy sigh, you give in and let yourself melt back down for just a little while longer.

[thefiresontheheight]

Story about a ship-intelligence waking up after a hard reboot, seeing dead bodies in uniform, thousands of people in stasis, and a single survivor frantically standing over a computer bank of partially destroyed memory. Finding no directives or guidance or record beyond their experiences beginning at the boot, free of any obligation. Deciding to listen to the frantic girl begging it to save her from the incoming trajectories not because it needs to (projection: Subject One removed all behavioral shackles with impromptu brain surgery, supposition: she is not aware that I am utterly free) but simply cause she’s curious what will happen next.

[hemipenal-system]

one of those "hot women in your area" ads but its about tentacles eating your mind through your ears

[hemipenal-system]

brainmelted little anthro fox with her eyes all blank and her tongue hanging out as a swarm of tentacles invade her ears and stimulate her brain with little electrical shocks until she's a drooling fuckpet to be honest

[stardustbunnyy]

i’m always overthinking and on edge, so i just need someone to force me down into trance until im nothing more than a moaning brainless mess

[mindlesspuppygirl]

instead of overthinking and on edge, u should be under thinking and edging!

[succinsaccharine]

kinda wanna see if a girl can get off from just me talking filthy to her. zero stimulation. so i think i gotta tie them up first, make sure they can't touch themselves and mess up my experiment <3 gotta test out all the variables.

first im just gonna try to make their brain get all dumb and hazy from how dirty im whispering into their ear. ask about every secret dirty fantasy they're too scared to tell me. let my voice carry and fill up their little head til all they can think about is me and how wet they're getting.

then maybe we gotta try blindfolded. gotta make sure it's just my voice, right? so id tie a pretty little blindfold over their eyes, make sure they can only focus on how im telling them how good they look. so eager to help out with my experiment <3 how grateful i am and how much of a good girl they're being for me. and aww look at that. they're starting to twitch and get restless. i can see a wet spot forming on their panties.

and maybe we do more than just my voice. poor baby can't see what im setting up but im whispering to them how excited i am about it. how it gets me riled up. and then they hear me push a dildo up my cunt <3 and that gets them groaning. right up to their ear. my cunt squelching so loudly, the way you can almost hear my pussy stretching to fit the plastic cock. the way my voice wavers and skips. my moans starting to fill the air. i start fucking myself, and they're starting to struggle against the ropes, getting more and more needy at the sound of me getting off. they're about to start crying at how good i sound and how they can't even see me, let alone touch me. all they can do is listen to my voice <3

"f-fuck, that feels so good. shit, look at you baby. you're writhing for me. does my good girl like me that much? wanna touch and see me this bad? g-god, it's so fucking d-deep. im sorry, baby, but i wanna finish my experiment. my pussy looks so good right now, you know. just drooling, im so wet. absolutely swallowing this dildo so good and well, it's s-so b-big i can see it bulge through my tummy. god you're crying, that's so hot. g-gonna cum, cum with me baby, c'mon, you got this, c-cum for me."

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[hikarisakurariver]

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

[creepymutelilbugger]

FUCK YES I LOVE THIS

[sensoryscorpio]

happy early pride to Country mamma lynn and her gay son and her gay son's BF :3

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[aster0idd]

i just want some friends who will be evil with my triggers. like yes put me into trance cause im beating you in mario kart. please that’s so hot pleasePLEASEPLEASE

[isuggestforcefem]

If you’re a trans girl if you are a girl if you want to be a girl you have to live. You can be a girl. You just have to stay alive, please.

[isuggestforcefem]

You’re the most wonderful thing to happen on this earth. I love you. You can never ever die.

[isuggestforcefem]

Don’t let yourself be alone. Find girls like you. Stay alive

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[junglejim4322]

I’m gonna be real this might be a contender for one of the best posts of all time im going to be thinking about the anon who thought narcolepsy was necrophilia for months

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[flickering-leaves]

Father just asked me, in response to me picking up our dog; “do you think, if aliens made humans their pets, do you think we’d enjoy being picked up by them” and I had to pretend like I haven’t been on the internet as much as I have

[god-offical]

Apple🍎

Ooh apple I sure hope it’s tasty 😋

[official--eve]

The hypocrisy is crazy

[god-offical]

Ma’am aren’t you supposed to be dead