captain cringe

behold, my wares

[enderniko]

my name is gato | 23 | she/they

i post about dimension 20, the locked tomb, yellowjackets, and occasionally other stuff

idk i just need somewhere else to be cringe and have interests

my main is @howdygato where i post things that are occasionally funny 🏴‍☠️

[enderniko]

dragon haus

my thoughts on the season as they come

ep 1

- recap felt like crack

- sheepstealer BOOTS

- rhaena is so fucking cool even while screaming in terror

- poor maester

- larys is the slimiest mf i have ever laid mine eyes upon

- alicent i am shaking in my boots for u (and helaena)

- daemon lionslayer (cold af) cuts to alicents brother -> daemon will kill him?

- helaena 😭😭😭😭😭

- alicent is a character study in no good deed going unpunished

- EWWWWWWWWEWWWWWW

- OLIVIA COOKE PUT THOSE EYES AWAY 💔💔💔💔💔 i actually can’t take it

- alys 🧿👃🏼🧿

- jace……………………………………………….

- COME WITH ME??? NAWT BAELA NOOOOO

- “open the fucking door” was 🥵

- rhaenyra’s nonbinary tea is so valid

- corlys u better work with the 5 locs they allotted u this season

- vermax 😨

- tall lady lohar fell off bad i hate her ass

- moondancer 😨

- the sea snakes so fucking cool

- corlys 🥵 his armor is COLD

- come thru rhaena!!

- alyn 🥵

- RHAENA CONTROL IT OMFG

- corlys u better work that fucking scythe

- baela and rhaena fighting together ❤️‍🔥 HOLD ON GIRLS

- WAIT NO

- WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING EACHOTHER FUCK

- no don’t cut back to corlys im so fucking scared

- HE’s IN THE DRINK

- father 🫪

- get her ass alyn

- the girls are fighting 💔💔💔💔

- the wounded dragon noises 😭

- sheepstealer literally WHY are u like this

- he can’t sweem 😭 vermax nooooooooo

- jace…………. what a fucking awful anticlimactic end for him thats so sad

- corlys……….. get up corlys like its over like im not laughing like come up……..

- its bleak.

ep 2

- recap…. girl im overstimulated

- stop showing the vermax pov it hurts

- baela carried him home 😭😭😭

- “tis won” baela u r so strong

- what have you done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- i will carve emma d’arcy that emmy myself if i have too

- lady jayne arryn ur fit too cold ur mysteriosity too strong they’ll kill u

- daemon protects rhaenyra’s claim yet he is the one shielded from every real tragedy

- alys rivers u are enchanting u deserve that castle u spooky bitch

- moondancer?? hope has not run out for corlys i guess

- corlys 💖

- alicent i am TERRIFIED for u and ur baby deer eyes

- daemon set these losers right yesss

- mysaria set daemon’s loser ass right yesss STEP TO HIM

- “would that pain you?” ooooh read her ass…..

- worst day of rhaenyra’s life and here comes fucking daemon

- rhaena ur in danger girl….. so scared for her, she just wanted to help

- daemon do NOT piss me off

- the way literally every man speaks to alicent boils my blood. who tf are you?

- do NOT touch her 🔪

- KILL THAT MAN

- maester orwyle thank GOD aemond didn’t kill you 😭 the only upstanding man left in kings landing

- mysaria now is NOT the time to try her

- daemon wipe that smug fucking look off your face

- there was no need for daemon’s wig to be this fierce

- WHY is the focus on killing vhagar and not aemond?? like daemon doesn’t remember vhagar’s bond w laena??

- alicent and helaena 💔

- “i might like to keep chickens” ohhhhhh her death is gonna hurt like a bitch

- “i will have no beasts harmed” “her sons were always kind” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- harrenhal u r bones i fear

- i don’t support vhagar’s crimes but fierce is fierce

- almond looks so silly in his armor oh my lord

- the jewel in the eye looks gay as hell

- not simon strong my fat fashionable icon 💔

- alys GET HIM

- okay???? not one word spoken not one inch moved but she did that

- KAT MENTIONED!! hope ur thriving without that bum stressing u queen

- rhaenyra 🥵 this fucking outfit

- daemon absolutely mowing down the hoes 🤩

- too many hoes………

- wait YES gold cloaks remember your real loyalty iktr

- go on girl have a sit

- THE YEW SER PA

- he’s not home queen just have a sit

- let the maester live pls

- THE RATS IN THE BLACK CELLS HAVE GROWN UNCOMMON BIG

- pls have rhaenyra kill him…… otto hightower u will pay

- pull yourself together babygirl this is for the good of the realm

- YESSSSSSSSS it’s what he deserves

- take a seat girl take a load off u earned it

- her ascension reflected in a pool of otto hightowers blood…… absolute karmic retribution

- ALICENT BAD FUCKING TIMING

- ugh their buzz is undeniable

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Maybe we saw the real shrimp colours this whole time.

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

[biancalattei]

hail mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee

and so, repeat

[bleachblondebitches]

Lovro Being Filmed in the First & Last Clip of Season 3

#Goodbye to “Life with Lovro”

[bleachblondebitches]

3.08 // 3.10

[inej-qhafa]

ČET 15:10 || SUB 18:15 || SUB 18:45

[bleachblondebitches]

SKAM (2016) // SRAM (2026)

#👀

[bleachblondebitches]

PONEDJELJAK 13:37 // UTORAK 10:10

[babyjapril]

SRIJEDA 20:15

[bleachblondebitches]

SÁBADO 21:21 // PONEDJELAK 16:45

[babyjapril]

Ivan Kovačić + Lovro's personal space

[psycheeater]

i mourn lovros mullet like my dead wife it was so tea

[worm-priest]

Lovro listening to O Jednoj Mladosti in his room (or Nora’s room)

[archetank]

Happy Gladlands Day!

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[enderniko]

i’m watching a shitty les movie on tubi in an attempt to shake the heated rivalry brainworms when here comes scott hunter in a fuckass wig