Near Perfect Escapism

Broad spectrum of interests. Artist by day, scripter-in-training by night. I'm friendly, talk to me. Also I like green perhaps a bit too much. Please use "they/them/their" or "he/him/his" with me.

[plantext-deactivated20150328]

[intrusivethot]

[monica-geller]

SPRING TIME IN AUSTRALIA IS LITERALLY THE MOST STUPID FUCKING THING OH MY GOD CAN THEY CHANGE THE NAME TO ‘A SLIGHTLY COOLER SUMMER WHERE DEMONIC BIRDS FLY AT YOU FROM THE SKY AND TRY TO KILL YOU’ BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT FUCKING IS

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

[acbeachcityfolk-blog]

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

[paracredible]

'Paramore' + first lines [Part 2-3]

↳ inspired by x

[darlingdeano]

Character Tropes:

Daryl Dixon - The Walking Dead

[beauxbatonsacademy]

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

[wow-images]

Every time

[missneneleakes-deactivated20151]

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

[icyarguments]

Based on a true story.

[that-bloke-named-dave-deactivat]

This whole ‘being trans is a choice’ is bordering dangerously close to the Christian fundamentalism mindset regarding homosexuality.

It’s as if tumblr is the ‘gay conversion camp’, but in reverse.

[rabbittiddy]

Bordering on nothing. It’s pretty the same except for whose punchable mouth it’s coming out of.

[knightofbunnies]

[niczka]

And Dany stops by to help out, so they ask her to be a Queen too. 

AND THE WESTEROS IS AT PEACE FOREVER AND FULL OF AWESOMENESS AND DRAGONS. 

The end. 

it got better

[femmedilemma]

this is exactly how it needs to end

[figma-deactivated20161222]

broe

[sans-skelly-belly-deactivated20]

bruh

[jennifawn99]

[dudetime-deactivated20120416]

Everyone is Different - by Karkat Vantas

[miniaturehorse-deactivated20150]

dudetime:

[karkat-vantas-the-troll-deactiv]

LIKE THAT STORY GRUBS?

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FUTURE

GOOD LUCK

[lumalees]

If this is Storytime with Karkat, why was Dave complaining

[medigel-deactivated20190930]

completed hyrule warriors queen zelda cosplay !

there was a lot of craft foam and tears put into this but it feels nice to finally have it done in time for otakon

[indenty]

maniaQ ☆ ¥9,000