“Ooooh! Now this is just the kind of atmosphere this city needs! Who’s up for a game of beach volleyball?! I’ll have you know, I have a wicked spike!”
He wasn’t even that good at sports though.

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Three Goblin Art
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@endlessbattler
“Ooooh! Now this is just the kind of atmosphere this city needs! Who’s up for a game of beach volleyball?! I’ll have you know, I have a wicked spike!”
He wasn’t even that good at sports though.
Take control of your life! JUST DO IT!
I’M NOT STRONG LIKE YOU, SHIA LABEOUF
bewitchedblade
“.. What is it? What’s with that look? Do I have something on my face?”
hollowrogue
“And here I was beginning to think the city didn’t have any good looking blondes anymore! A bit on the young side though. You should be careful, all the teens around here can be pretty relentless in when it comes to flirting!”
headphonehitokiri
“You.. You saw everything, didn’t you? I’m afraid I can’t let you walk away in that case..”
crybabytrapmaster
“.. You have a pretty sly look on your face. You aren’t planning anything mischievous, are you kid?”
wizardhuntingwright
“Oho! If it isn’t Willard! It’s regrettable that you had to be pulled into this place, but it’s good to see you nonetheless!”
astralmagicking
“.. Don’t ask any questions. Just.. don’t.”
Making an rp ad for the magical endless nerd. No caps because I’ve lost control of my life.
OOC; Sup cousin :^)
Don’t hurt me I bruise easilyHELLO MY LOVELY COUSIN
Without a warning, before she was able to shoot, the shot was fired up in the air and ultimately brought a storm of questions in her head. Beside her was a man, also bearing the one winged eagle on his suit. ❝Who-?!❞ Teeth gritted at the waste of bullet that was targeted above them, making it all the more hassle for her to deal with this.
Of course he was the Battler she knew, but that made it all the more infuriating. Was he trying to play dumb with her? Was he playing innocent to rid of his sins from that labyrinth? Like hell she would let go of him that easily until an explanation was given.
❝I know, I am for certain that you’re the Battler-kun here,❞ she clarified him, firstly to clear away the assumption she was mistaking him for a fake.
Honestly, if he was going to act that way, then she may as well tear it down for him. How kind of her, isn’t it? There was only one Battler in this city, so it had to be him. The gun still her hand, but her grip loosened, she dedicated the remaining time to recollect memories from earlier events.
❝You seemed surprise, stop pretending like you forgot what you’ve done before!❞
“Ronove, let her go. There’s been.. some kind of misunderstanding. There must be..”
His tone was uncertain, though his resolve remained hardened. Rosa was family. His family. No matter what brought this about, Battler was certain he could talk this out with her. Somehow, some way. He had to believe that and assume she wouldn’t simply blow his head off if given the opportunity. The demonic butler’s gaze narrowed slightly, though only for a moment. In the end, Battler was his master. He had no choice but to obey. And so he removed the elder Ushiromiya from his grasp. Though he was prepared to take drastic measures if the situation escalated further.
Battler took a deep breath, trying his best not to seem imposing or threatening. Two things he never thought he’d use to describe himself, but he did just have a mysterious man assault Rosa from out of nowhere. Add to that whatever trust issues she already had and.. He just needed to make sure he said the right words. And hopefully get to the bottom of this.
“I’m not going to hurt you, aunt Rosa. I would never hurt you. If you could please just explain what’s wrong, maybe we can get to the bottom of this!”
MY FAMILY...
To pull the wings off a fairy [CLOSED]
“Hahahaha! This is the best! It’s like watching a play for free!”
Those gleeful words betrayed the horrific scene that was taking place. By now, Battler’s army of goats had grown to catastrophic proportions. They were uncountable and spreading throughout the sectors. There were those who fought valiantly to dispose of them. Connor, for example. Oh yes, he recognized Connor. If only barely. And then there was Mercer. He also knew of Mercer in his world, though Battler hardly ever bothered with him. Not worth the attention, unlike Lucina and Darius. Now those two were fun to watch.
It was all about entertainment in the end. Battler loved to be entertained. And nothing amused him more than seeing other suffer. To engage in futile fights that they were destined to lose. For no matter how many of his goat butlers fell, more were created in their place. His magic was infinite, as his title made abundantly clear. And with the bombs inside of them set to detonate upon his command, well.. Very little could be done to stop the carnage. Each explosion that went off made him giggle in excitement. Like watching a fireworks display. If only Beato could have been here to watch it with him. Or rather, he’d fave forced her to watch.
One could call it all cowardice. After all, Battler wasn’t on the front lines. He was situated atop a large building within sector one, letting his goats do all the damage for him. He didn’t fashion himself a fighter. Too much effort, even with all his power. Watching suited him best. But it was starting to get a bit dull with how easily he was winning.
“Come on, there have to be more heroes! This place seems to be full of them! Isn’t there going to be anyone else joining the fray? If not, I could just set all the goats to explode simultaneously! Ooooh, that’d be pretty fun to watch! Hihihihi~”
tinyfists , requippedheart , coraille
“What the hell.. What the hell is going on?!”
Meanwhile Hive City Battler is both enraged and confused at the fact that SMALL BOMBS ARE ACTUALLY BEING USED AGAINST HIM.
never did I think I'd see something like goat head kamizaki butlers.
Welcome 2 Umineko
Method to Madness [PRELUDE]
It was amusing to watch them all struggle. Hurting, injuring, killing.. Dying. Especially the dying. Even those who wanted peace were being trampled on. And it was the absolute BEST! Well, by normal human standards anyway. But during his time as the Endless Sorcerer, Battler had acquired more.. ‘refined’ tastes. Tastes honed after an eternity of torturing his pieces across various games. He’d become a connoisseur of despair, one could say. But this time, pain wasn’t enough.
He wanted pain and hilarity. Though it took him some time, he’d finally arrived in the other Hive City. Though the people here likely considered him to be the ‘Other’. Well, technicalities aside, he was ready to slaughter. But by his own hands? Where was the fun in that? He was a spectator, not a fighter. Was it more fun to play a baseball game than to watch it? Of course not! That involved effort! So Battler did not walk onto the front lines. Sitting atop one of the higher buildings in sector one, Battler prepared to unleash what was likely the greatest murderous joke of them all.
A hoard of muscular men were created by the sorcerer, all who’s heads resembled that of goats. These were the trademark Goat servants that normally served all witches and sorcerers. But these were no ordinary goat butlers, oh no. Inside each of their stomachs.. Were small bombs. Yes, small bombs. Microscopic bombs, powerful enough to destroy a large car upon detonation. These bomber goats were created by the dozen and ran throughout the sector and even beyond to others. Their purpose? To detonate and kill any in their path. Who it was didn’t matter. He watched as both residents of this world’s Hive and even those of his own he was supposed to aid were killed. This made it all to clear.
He didn’t care about the outcome of this war. He was just a sick man looking to amuse himself.
“Hihihi! Look at them all dancing around like headless chickens! And then.. BOOM! This is the best kind of game!”
Ayyy hello friends. Basically there is a giant army of bomber goat men running around. Hive city. They do not make distinctions between regular and alt versions, seeing as Battler sees no one here as his ally.
You’re free to engage the goats and stop them before they can cause too much damage to the sectors. If you kill them they will die without detonating the bombs inside of them. Even alt versions can fight against them. This could make for something that could create strange alliances.
The Goats will all disappear once Battler is forced to flee. How will that be done? Well, stay tuned for the Fairy Tail vs Alt!Battler thread to find out!
#saveuswendy