the anxiety of waiting to hear if i got an interview for a job i really want makes me want to turn into sea foam mermaid style
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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
RMH

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Kaledo Art
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Peter Solarz
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA

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@endlessly-vivid
the anxiety of waiting to hear if i got an interview for a job i really want makes me want to turn into sea foam mermaid style
was there ever a richard who wasn’t a dick?
many think not.
dick wolf . . . . .
dick pryor . . . .
tricky dick . . .
king dick iii . .
dick trickle .
a name is a name which can always be shorted
richard kind
Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet
Happy Pride to the Woke Mob
the anxiety of waiting to hear if i got an interview for a job i really want makes me want to turn into sea foam mermaid style
“in or out, make your choice” in the same inflection as “live or die, make your choice” to my cat who can’t decide if she wants in my room or not
Every Saturday is coelacanth Saturday
big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up
It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.
Behold, One William.
holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.
So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.
Forbidden Williamcoin
this is art i can't breathe thats too good
DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)
the beastie boys on the franklin expedition
all this shit is bright white, the world is topsy TURVY
hope we find ourselves a lemon so we don't get SCURVY
i love listening to a podcast recorded 10+ years ago and hearing “if you’re listening to this, chances are that you’re on a computer right now.” it’s like a nostalgia flash bang while i’m at work with my bluetooth earbuds and smartphone
also aristotle’s here and we’re gonna use 2011 computers to explain the four causes
I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja
no but like i want them to actually feel it
you dont like her?
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
hey, don’t cry. Harry Peglar positively identified as the skeleton carrying the peglar papers, okay?
In a remarkable breakthrough that illuminates a long-standing enigma of Arctic exploration history, scientists from the University of Waterl
adding a source
there are more scientific papers cited at the bottom of the article
HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away
Turn up the bassoon