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I am. Never. drawing. stairs. Again.
A little Caspava ficlet I wrote at about 3am after Chapter 52. No spoilers for the episode but it does hint at Avaās arc in the episode.
Ava: I have the tendency to get a tad bit obsessive.
Caspar: Just a bit?
Ava: And it has recently come to my attention that I mightā¦
Caspar: Might what?
Ava: *spits out the next word like itās poison itself*
Ava: Need someone ground me. And I think I could tolerate if that person could be you.
Caspar: Tolerate it?
Ava: Would you work with me here? Okay vulnerability isnāt my thing. My thing is theoretical physics. And quite frankly vulnerability isnāt your thing either. Itās bringing me pencils and serving me coffee and being a sarcastic asshole half of the time. Iām not used to this.
Caspar: Well maybe we should get used to it.
(Pause)
Ava: You first.
Caspar: *swallows a gulp*
Caspar: I love you.
Ava: Damn you couldnāt have eased into it?
Caspar: You donāt have to say it back.
Ava: I know.
Caspar: Itās just about time I finally said it.
Ava: Itās not that I donāt want to say it back. Itās that Iāve never said it before. Someone having that hold over me, itās terrifying.
Caspar: I know
Ava: I want to. Just let me work up to it, okay?
Caspar: Iāll keep bringing you pencils.
Medusa was kinda problematic Ā :/
She objectified a lot of peopleĀ
A couple rough paints of some scenes from the Farseer Trilogy! I've been going through those books like crazy and having a great time.
Color thumbnails:
Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD
šļø stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isnāt too brokenā¦
WTF are the horses doing
i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves
WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??
i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk
STOP
Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"
And they were like "What?"
And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."
And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"
And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.
And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.
Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.
Thereās a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldnāt tell you which one or which interview.
As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasingās, āWow, so you rose to the occasion -ā
And the diver said, āNo, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you donāt rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.ā
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My faves from rote! Patience, Chade and Kettricken
I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic
What if Mike was short for Micycle
every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle
What if bike was short for bichael
in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didnāt have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course thereās the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)
One of my other favorite moments of the night, just because it was utterly genuine and human and brought the audience and the band together so perfectly.
Madeleinesās absolutely tiny, āsorry šā gets me every time š. And her smile is beyond blinding oh my Goddd. Joey is somehow both so charismatic and endearing here itās insane. āThe fuck am I sayinā?ā I literally have no idea but I somehow adore you even more because of it
the first time verity imposes his skill bond with fitz he does so by touching her wrist⦠it is described as āan invasionā / āinstinct to struggle against himā / āhis grip was like ironā⦠the foolās fingerprints, signifier of yet another skill bond, being on fitzās wrist as well⦠thereās something to be said here but i havenāt read enough tawny man to say itā¦
You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? Itās the way you can express āI donāt knowā without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?
These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that arenāt strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (thatās not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh⦠(oh, I seeā¦), hmmn⦠(I wonder⦠/ maybeā¦), awww! (thatās cute!), aww⦠(darn itā¦), um? (excuse me; that doesnāt seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody elseās displeasure or distress), etc.
Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words likeĀ āumā andĀ āermā are also part of this overall class of utterances. TechnicallyĀ āvocableā itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.
My favourite description of this is in Guards! Guards!
The dragon raised its head in a puzzled way and made a noise that was vaguely interrogative without being in any way a word.
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rtte episode and the entire plot is the gang trying to keep Hiccup from finding out his surprise birthday party theyāre planning
I am printing these words out and gluing them backwards onto my forehead