Soup Drinkin' Lincoln

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

What I came to the Terraria tag for

-Fun fanart and new perspectives as I get back into the game and the Calamity mod!

What I got

-You all really badly want to fuck that witch doctor.

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[ros-sauce]

Who even came up with the idea of Slimes

[ros-sauce]

Hi welcome to my dungeon here is the lowest level enemy: some gunk and it putters around ?

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

So I researched this and obvious answers include the film The Blob (1988) and Gary Gygax in Dungeons and Dragons (1974) but the generally accepted invented of the first slime monster was H. P. Lovecraft in At the Mountains of Madness (1931) with the Shoggoth, followed closely by Clark Ashton Smith in The Seven Geases (1934) in the same canon with Abhoth.

[kbondoxxxxav]

how dressrosa went down according to doflamingo

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

Ah shit lads.

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[liliavalley]

don’t play in my face tony what the fuck is the white pen of hope doing here

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

THEY'RE MAKING A FUCKING BEASTIE BAY ONE PIECE COOKING GAME WHAT THE FUCK

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

Oh I'm terribly sorry, I haven't actually watched it yet, so it's still Chainseeingman for me.

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

Crying in the shower mapping out the family relations of Japanese Warlords for the sake of making a pokemon OC the cousin of a Conquest character.

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[theanoninyourinbox]

They taste incredible

I’ll eat this big ol coat

And all his clothes in his closet

I’ll eat your granddads clothes (munch munch)

they taste incredible (vintage flavor)

I’ll eat this big ol coat (big ol coat)

And all the clothes he ever wore (let’s go, moth munching)

[jazze-bee]

happy pride month DELTAJUNE everyboney 🌈

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

Yeah I'm pretty good at pretending I know what's going on sometimes but I did just catch myself thinking that Saturn Devouring His Son was painted by Gotye so maybe I should really just be buried alive in a shallow grave somewhere in Wyoming.

[pusong-mangga]

[animals-with-fan-art]

This counts as fan art

[tiredyke]

yeah i just generally will more readily accept a story with no male characters than one where the male characters add nothing and are shoe-horned in or they serve no narrative purpose. like why do men have to be included in stories at all, it just seems unrealistic to expect to see men in everything

[soupdrinkinglincoln]

The men are always flat and without a real personality anyway so that's why I just ship the women with each other. They're the characters that the writers focus on making three dimensional so why wouldn't I?

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

[anakinnoanakindontanakinstop]

Palpatine is dead within the hour

[enigma-absolute]

Please for the love of God, read the notes on this post

[enigma-absolute]

(Via @infinitelypurple)

HELLO???