“Almost there sweetie”,mommy beamed from the front seat.my insides churned as the sickly muck inside me was pleading to come out.how much longer could it possibly be to get home,I thought.
Mommy gave a cheerful smile in the rear view mirror to her baby boy,but it descended into an evil smirk.her baby boy didn’t know the plan was working perfectly,she had made a bet with her other mommy friends.The Bet was to make her little boy produce the messiest diaper he’s ever made.
this of course was not known to her little boy who was being fed as many lies as he was greasy fast food combos.his belly was taught with large combos his mommy insisted on him having to “keep his energy up”.conveniently ,she had also “forgotten” to pack any spare diapers for the day leaving him in a severely wet diaper.a diaper so full it was leaking at the sides, she would apologize and dab the sides of his legs with a baby wipe to keep him a little more comfortable.
the last 5 hours were followed with driving,playing,shopping,feeding,burping, and napping.”m-mommmyyyy… please when are we gonna be home ,I have to pottyyy..” he whined from the backseat.”oh my sweet pumpkin we’re almost there we just need to stop by the post office first.” He could feel the cold sweat drip onto his face,he was clenching the fabric of his car seat for any relief he could find.the cramps only seemed to build higher.”you know honey,you haven’t pooped yet today maybe you’re just constipated or gassy you probably just need to fart. He didn’t feel the need to fart out of fear he might open up the flood gates.
his mommy’s hand reached into the backseat to rub his tummy,kneading and rolling his outstretched belly.”Mommy please!” He cried pushing her hand away.”baby just try to fart I promise you’ll feel better you won’t be so cramped.” He didn’t want her hand to come back so he started pushing ,only a little at first but the cramps started to become a little better.
all until his mommy stopped at the post office to go inside.she left the car running and left him in the back with the doors locked.15 minutes passed and there was no sign of mommy.his stomach cramps were getting bad again so he tried passing some gas to relieve the pressure again.he pushed lightly,nothing,he braced himself to push a little harder.he sat up to push a little more but gave it all his might. the gas escaped but gave way to a thick slurry of soft serve like poop filled up his seat.his face became red as he gave up trying to hold it,still lifting himself off the seat he could feel the back of his diaper fill to meet the space he was creating.sitting down was a hard option but he couldn’t hang on to the handle any longer he let himself back down.the stinky mess pushed itself out and around his overalls with no problem.he reached forward to grab the baby wipes and started to clean up the sides of his legs he could see covered with poopy.
his mommy came back and flung herself into the drivers seat,throwing the packages into the passenger.”baby you would not believe what they made me do to get these packages I had to wait in line for almost 30 min—“she sniffed the air with a surprised look on her face.”baby did you—,what are you doing honey.?”,she asked confused.”I’m cleaning myself up mommy.” she looked down at him with no expression as she squished her hand into his sopping diaper.
“Thats mommy’s good boy”,she said evilly with a small smirk. She chided him and pet his legs as she drove to the various houses of her friends on the bet list,letting her baby boy stew in his massively full diaper to his own displeasure.she fastened a pacifier in between his lips.”Thats my baby”,she boasted.”mommy’s sweetie always has trouble keeping his pants clean.”
