Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you

@enekorre

Fuck censorship |Sweden| |1996| |ey/em| Backup blog is at rauaisilme in case this one explodes again

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God I wish elections in the fucking US wouldn’t affect literally every other country in the world

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itsadragonaesthetic

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

little-grey-dowitcher

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

Ūropi (Europe)

Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.

While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.

epicsause-official

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

caressthosecheekbones

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

lifespan-deactivated20260401

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

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ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

I saw a lady today holding a kitten really high up so artistic rendition of it because it made my day. The lil guy was just okay with it

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

to be seen on social media, fitness instructors basically always have to have contemporarily attractive body types. whereas fitness instructors you meet in real life have a huge variety of body types.

being a well-qualified fitness instructor requires education and experience and yes, usually a significant level of fitness, be that strength, flexibility, stamina, so on.

Many people have all of those qualifications, while also being fat.

Perhaps the biggest lie advertising has sold you is that being "fit" means being thin. That is spectacularly untrue. The world is filled with fat athletes, amateur, professional, in all variety of sports, performing remarkable feats any of us would be damn proud to accomplish. That's a hell of a lot of experience and talent, including many educators you or I would be lucky to learn from.

who even is this guy

similarly to how you can say "penis" or "vagina" instead of "male/female genitals" you can also say "testosterone/estrogen dominant endocrine system" instead of "male/female endocrine system" wow. amazing, we don't have to misgender trans ppl who aren't going to or haven't yet medically transitioned when we refer to hormones its just that easy

passengerpigeons

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

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AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

passengerpigeons

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

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