whyamihere

idek man. shitty jokes? constant existential crises? who knows

[energywher]

MY INTRO:

My page is about: ??? |

My pronouns are: what/now |

My occupation is: Professional Insomniac, Anti-Ice Breaker Extraordinaire |

My qualifications are: Bachelor's of Awkwardness, Master's in Foot-in-Mouth Engineering, PhD in Embarrassing Myself |

My hobbies are: Anxiety™, Grousing about Life, Staring at the Ceiling, having Silent Nervous Breakdowns |

I like: Cloud-watching |

I dislike: Plagiarism (no I'm serious) |

A quote that describes me: "A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself." |

A personal statement of mine: "this page might be shit but at least it's are still mine and not borrowed from someone else."

I wish you a (horrendous) enlightening stay in this abode. Please visit again! ♥️

[energywher]

la la la~ where~ is my sanity ~

da da da~ why~ should I ca-are ~

[energywher]

Why can't we edit Tumblr tags.

Look I've a Chronic Condition called 'Perfectionism' okay, grammar mistakes give me the hives

So Tumblr tags. Gimme.

GIVE.

[energywher]

I need to start keeping track of all these chronic conditions, methinks

[energywher]

Ongoing count of chronic conditions (hereby referred to as 'CC') : 2 (aka 'Perfectionism' and 'Foot-in-Mouth syndrome)

[energywher]

Why can't we edit Tumblr tags.

Look I've a Chronic Condition called 'Perfectionism' okay, grammar mistakes give me the hives

So Tumblr tags. Gimme.

GIVE.

[energywher]

I need to start keeping track of all these chronic conditions, methinks

[teathattast]

[energywher]

Gotta be a little heavy on the stomach imo

[energywher]

Me: *staring at my wheezing Tumblr page*

Me: *looking at the lack of engagement with my 'witty' (haha yep) posts*

Me: *wanting company in misery*

Me: Stick to Tumblr or risk emoTwitter?

Also me: *seeing the flood of news and absolutely (cacophony) dumpster fire that is exTwitter*

Me: ...

Me: one man Tumblr it is

[viralfrog]

[energywher]

Why is this so catchy?

[energywher]

What's the specialization that deals with someone who has chronic foot-in-mouth syndrome?

[energywher]

I am forced to admit the severity of my condition has not improved.

[energywher]

Why do I simultaneously feel like I am a cornucopia of amazing jokes but also like I'm the king of throwing a bucket of cold water on conversations?

[energywher]

I feel like I should add the dubious claim that I'm a never ending well of humor

(but also the surety that said well is about as deep as an inflatable pool)

[energywher]

To sleep or not to sleep, is the question.

[energywher]

Why do I simultaneously feel like I am a cornucopia of amazing jokes but also like I'm the king of throwing a bucket of cold water on conversations?

[energywher]

What's the specialization that deals with someone who has chronic foot-in-mouth syndrome?

[energywher]

I wish I could say I was running out of fucks to give but honestly I have way too many.

The pulley system doling out the unasked for fucks is just temporarily on hold due to my sleep deprivation.

Not forever tho (unfortunately)

The 'give a fuck' mechanism's still there :(

[energywher]

Why can't we edit Tumblr tags.

Look I've a Chronic Condition called 'Perfectionism' okay, grammar mistakes give me the hives

So Tumblr tags. Gimme.

GIVE.

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb

[energywher]

Light years probably

[energywher]

If scrolling took us places I'd have landed in the Andromeda Galaxy right now

[energywher]

Anyone else feeling pretentious for tagging things like 'funny' or 'comedy' on their posts? No?

[energywher]

Idk if I'm funny enough to qualify those tags smh

[energywher]

Anyone else feeling pretentious for tagging things like 'funny' or 'comedy' on their posts? No?