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A ball of melancholic happiness and contradictory statements. valerie. enfp. sx/so.

[s-t-a-y-i-n-g]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

[lips-smacker]

[rrraquelle]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

calm your shit barbie not everyone set up like you

[welcometoplanetrandom]

Me trying to decide whether to read fic or study

[bonersniper]

If this ain’t The Mood™

[ai-dont-care]

Myers briggs: there’s no such thing as a “good” or “bad” personality, everyone is just suited to different things

big five: you’re mean and disorganized; fuck you

[iamfj]

The floor is MBTI

[mbtiandstuffz]

[entprespire]

[enfperson]

Inferior Si be like: "I let Ne do whatever it wants most of the time but I WILL pick out every single ion of olives out of my food if they forget to leave it out."

Inferior Ne be like: "Yeah Si is in control but never underestimate my ability to jump in during a serious event and make you laugh uncontrollably out of nowhere."

Inferior Se be like: "Yeah Ni I know, long term plans and all, but I want those diamond-covered 5,000 dollar shoes we'll have no use for whatsoever. And I won't stop nagging you until you buy them."

Inferior Ni be like: "Se, I know you live in the moment but I'll just point out that if you carry this out you'll probably die a painful death, cause the third world war and doom us as a race. With no evidence whatsoever, I just got a feeling about this."

Inferior Te be like: "Fi may be the boss but I will never cease to make you argue to death about whether or not this completely trivial and unnecessary fact is right or not."

Inferior Fi be like: "Te may make you act all cold and rational but I made you go on an emotional rampage when someone said your OTP is ridiculous. And I will do it again."

Inferior Ti be like: "What's that Fe? You wanna comfort your crying friend? ...Hey, what is existence? Why is space limitless? Are we alone in the universe? Why don't you think about that instead of listening to your friend's worries?"

Inferior Fe be like: "Ti makes sure you usually don't pay attention to other people but if a shop personnel is rude to you I'll make you reflect on it for days. And probably cry."

[tbh-entp]

I just realised that I get VERY tired after spending a lot of time with other high-ne users (mostly ENFPs). I just wanna push the pause button, get home and think quietly about my ideas without another over-excited Ne-user to deal with.

Both ENTPs and ENFPs can be overexcited Ne users and very tired after human interaction. It’s the curse of the Ne not being really attached to people and instead attached to ideas. It’s just sounds like either your Ne is not as strong as it is for other Ne users, or you just don’t like the people you’re around. 

[another-enfj]

Mbti Types as Millennials You’ll Meet

Disclaimer: this post is purely for amusement & LOLs ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 

ISTJ: TRADITIONALIST  - has a fetish for Mon-Fri 9 to 5 jobs + benefits  - traditional AF  - this species is v endangered, please donate  - has had the same goals and dreams since they were a fetus  - productive member of society™ 

 ESTJ: YUPPIE - working 27/9 on multiple projects, multiple jobs & multiple underlings to command - getting more stuff done than you’ll ever do in your lifetime - somehow has a neater desk than you but knows how to party it up when they’re finally off hours - fav type of party is a networking party - actually has time and money to Netflix 

 INTJ: COLLECTORS - is on all the social medias but almost never posts - knows all the tings but never really says it - v secretive  - will low-key become a billionaire overnight for starting a very important company that no one has heard of 

 ENTJ: YOUR BOSS - is the only person who actually knows what they’re doing - started taking on leadership roles since birth (re: shoved the doctor out of the way to cut their own umbilical cord) - shows love via loud criticism – is only trying to help you help yourself - so DONEEE with incompetence 

 ISFJ: MILLENNIAL MOM - shares so many Facebook posts that fb definitely knows who they voted for/where they shop at/intimate details even they don’t know - actually writes Amazon reviews (thank you) - replies to all messages from fam within 30 seconds - attends annual mom convention just to maintain their status (Level 10 Mom Friend™) 

 ESFJ: FOODIES - has multiple social platforms to display their culinary skills (STATUS: black belt) - charming AF but WILL throw shade if provoked - hair is goals - listed on Huffington Post as top 21 Pinterest users to follow 

 INTP: THE FUTURE™ - obsessed with the possibilities of the future - topics all INTPs are pre-programmed to get excited about: AI, start-ups, technology, STEM jokes - may combust when stupid arguments are portrayed as facts - procrastination level: over 9000 

 ENTP: BROGRAMMERS - speaks a foreign language invented by them - beer parties & philosophical debates are always lit - pretty WOKE actually - Nerd™ 

 INFJ: MODERN HIPSTER - had first quarter life crisis at 15 - your official therapist - writes self-love/compassion/know-yourself/nostalgia posts for a website - stares through a window from time to time looking contemplative 

 ENFJ: GRASSROOTS CHAMPION - actually has their life together despite repeat quarter life crises - persuasive AF - “I do what I want, I don’t need your validation … but also I consider how it affects everyone around me and how I’ll be perceived” - won Volunteer of the Year award every year for the last 5 years; got promoted to presenting the Volunteer of the Year award instead 

 ENFP: EXUBERANTS - lives off of the Likes of friends and random Internet strangers - needs social validation through an IV drip - will most likely die of FOMO - life motto: pics or it didn’t happen - golden retriever but looks like a person (cute either way) 

 INFP: UNDEREMPLOYED - Feelings™ - overqualified for all the jobs but doesn’t know what jobs they actually care enough to apply for - posts are always either WOKE AF or self-deprecating - hopes and dreams are on life support 

 ESTP: WANDERLUST™ - bucket-list longer than Santa’s list - only has semi-naked pics on Tinder - knows the most important words in every language (i.e. “what’s your phone number”) - no honey, don’t call them; yes, they’re definitely seeing other people 

 ISTP: SHUT OUTs - self-employed - will low-key land a steady 6 figure job for being in the right place at the right time  - moonlights as a hand model - credit card ebills show 20% of income spent on Redbull/coffee 

 ESFP: YOUTUBE VLOGGER - EXTRA AF™ - somehow amassed a HUGE following from weekly 10 minute videos about their day - will fake their death if no one is paying attention to them - actually really savage - sparkly 

 ISFP: PROFESSIONAL SELFIES TAKER - living embodiment of the word “aesthetic” - hair/style/make-up/art is goals - snapchat game is on point - etsy is only their side hussle - flower crowns filters 

[observingmbti]

The Types Reacting to an Insult

Tells them to shut up: ESTP, ISTP, ESTJ, ISTJ

Backlashes with perfect comeback: ENTP, INTJ

Takes it as a personal attack: ISFP, INFP, ENTJ

Apologizes for some reason: ISFJ, INFJ, ENFJ,

Will probably cry: ESFJ, ESFP, ENFP

Laughs and agrees: INTP

[silvasaliva]

the types as bitches i hate in college and also ive had a lot of wine

ESFJ: that social butterfly bitch that doesn’t understand anything ever without asking twelve clarifying questions before you can explain shit, like i was gonna explain that obvious feature of your new iphone in four seconds chris, how about you chill and stop acting like IM the weird one

ISFJ: that boring nice bitch who has probably never had a unique individual thought in their life. they’re like, solely reactionary beings, the true wobbuffets of real life.

ESFP: that crazy bitch whose super weird but everybody likes because theyre just weird enough to be likable but never hangs out with you consistently because theyre too involved with theatre or ecstasy or some shit idk

ISFP: that sarcastic bitch whose somehow still obsessed with fandoms and superwholock and probably owns a horse back home or something

ENFJ: that starry eyed bitch who loves everybody and wants to save the world or some shit, idk, my eyes glazed over a quarter way through your monologue; besides, it all just pans out to you feeling bad about yourself because you can’t live up to the impossible standards you set for yourself anyways so am i really missing anything???

INFJ: that passive aggressive bitch whos always gotta remind you that they’re the most rare mbti type, and act all ethereal and distant and shit when we all know ur a dime a dozen on a college campus anyways

ENFP: that emotionally dead bitch who convinces everybody that theyre not because theyre so enthusiastic and tells you their whole life story the first time you meet them to cause shock and awe but also to get you lowkey emotionally attached

INFP: that sensitive bitch who wants to be a writer or an artist or something but is too obsessed with memes to get very far 

ESTJ: that polysci bitch who runs for class president when everybody knows damn well you don’t do any real anything on campus and the dean regards you with as much contempt as i do

ISTJ: that awkward bitch who knows they’re not that fun so they try really hard to put themselves out there and just makes it awkward and weird for the whole party

ESTP: that loud bitch who gotta be the center of attention all the time and everybody likes for some reason

ISTP: that angry bitch whose a wannabe sociopath and always telling you how much they hate people and want to murder people for, like, literally no reason like calm down edgelord tom.

ENTJ: that problematic bitch who starts shit right at the end of class because success and proving that they know shit is the only thing that makes them feel anything anymore

INTJ: that condescending sarcastic ass bitch that rolls their eyes whenever somebody raises their hand and is probably one dumb question away from bringing a gun to school

ENTP: that annoying bitch who starts arguments in class with everybody because they think its fun or wanna prove they know useless knowledge or logic or some shit idk stanley and idc just stop arguing with the professor its psych 101 and i want to go home

INTP: that quiet bitch who spends the whole party looking around in the corner and asking their friend if they can leave yet and only talks during class to explain something semi useless and tangental to the topic at hand 

[infamous-entp]

idk why I made this