Treading Water

Bleh.

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[darkshrimpemotions]

The key difference between Supernatural and The Winchesters on both a textual and metatextual level is that Supernatural is a story told by an authorgod who wants to use these characters to entertain himself and feed his own ego, whereas The Winchesters is a story told by a son and a brother and a father who loves these characters and wants to give them all the things he didn't get to have.

Danneel really meant it when she said "remember, it's about the love."

[aslanvlad]

the way I was legit crying as I read this LMAO we gotta get him outta there guys I’m so serious

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Canon: They don’t get along.

Fandom:

[bountiful-beautiful-ships]

Canon: They’ve never even met.

Fandom:

[heartless241]

Canon: They all die

Fandom:

[flipwizardisgoodouthere]

Canon: They get almost no screen time

Fandom:

[dead-meme-necromancer-deactivat]

Canon:

Fandom:

[averil-of-fairlea]

This may be the best fanfiction post of all time

[walkerswhiskeygirl]

Why I 😍 Fanfic

[babyanimalgifs]

[sapho2400]

@muslimfinn

[thistherapylife]

After this week, this gives me faith

[quecksilvereyes]

he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!

[mage-pie]

The other thing is that cats have a very good sense of time and tend to like regular schedules. If OP’s family members pray every day at the same times, in the same place, the cat knows the drill and probably considers this an official Household Activity which requires Feline Supervision.

[post-brahminism]

Halal kitty

[cosmicibe]

This cat is Muslim and there’s nothing anyone can do about that

[salmon404]

Rb to pet Muslim kitty

[andthenyourealizethat]

[aadyeah]

How can you not reblog this

[muresetivoire]

"You talk too much," okay? So pin me to a wall with your dagger to my throat and shut me up?

[itsastrabitches]

its always "you talk too much" and never "god, you don't know what you do to me" while pinning me to the wall and staring at my lips.

[chamacafeahorrible]

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

[whitepeopletwitter]

I don’t want to feel addressed

[fakegirlfreund]

FEEL ADDRESSED

[blueelectricangels]

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

[blueelectricangels]

sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.

plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)

and this one

which made me laugh despairingly because i mean

bro you don’t even know.

[jumpingjacktrash]

what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”

[coolmanfromthepast]

“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it

[inky-petrel]

What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?

[tawghasa]

“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”

[vilkalizer]

I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking

[elfwreck]

I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:

“Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly” – it exploded, and it wasn’t an explosion we wanted to happen

“Lithobraking maneuver” – it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.

“Engine-rich exhaust” – the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.

“Fishing orbit” – the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didn’t mean to put it there

“Thrust was observed along an undesired vector” – the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.

“Wearing his manager hat” – a moron who shouldn’t be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote “take off your engineer hat and put on your manager hat” in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)

“Received an unrequested transfer” – he’s dead.

[kittydesade]

LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER

[awed-frog]

been howling at these for half an hour

[heyimboredtalktome]

vilf (villain I'd like to fuck)

[keviriass]

It's Loki time

[plankos]

the death of suscrates ( inspired by this )

[gahdamnpunk]

The rich are getting more rich tho

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[blu-iv]

McSpaghetti

[mykey-20]

He can McFuck me

[thebusistudent]

THERE IS A FONT THAT IS DESIGNED TO MAKE U REMEMBER EVERYTHING

I don’t usually share a whole lot but THIS IS INCREDIBLE 

http://sansforgetica.rmit/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Sans_Forgetica&utm_content=Launch_Video

[coffeeandnotebooksandpens]

I’ve been using this for my APUSH notes and I absolutely LOVE it! Sure I get strange looks from my teacher when he looks over my shoulder at what I’m typing, but whatever works, works, right?

[thebusistudent]

I’m SO happy that this reached so many people oh my goodness

It’s such an incredible project and I hope it has helped heaps of you amazing students to study <3 

[saph-studies]

This is so cool 🦔

[tiny-personal-university-thing]

Reblogging for later.

[bookandslugclub]

It’s called Sans Forgetica! Designed by a team of researchers at Australia’s Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology, whose idea was to create a slightly more difficult reading experience, forcing the reader to absorb each word as they stare at it. [x]

[telling-tragedy]

never forget