Dumb Bitch Energy™

Hey I'm Thursday! this was gonna be just my TAZ account but it turned into my main oops They/them, I’m an adult

[depsidase]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[k1tk4ttt]

Me searching x reader fics after gaining a new fictional crush after watching a movie/serie

[bee2124]

Me ruining my sleep schedule by staying up every night to read fanfiction

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Setting up my 401k account with my new company and... uh.

I dunno, Vanguard. Not being able to ever retire is kind of up there as a fear.

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[homoidiotic]

Thats a new one

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[ohlookitsabluejay]

Had to make a new Pinterest account and now it thinks I’m Christian. Help me where is the witchcraft. I want the witchcraft back.

[mclennonyaoi]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"Scam" you mean people are fighting back against housing discrimination??? I don't think these people know what the word scam means

Scams are designed to trick someone into giving up money based on lies. This is just.. asking for information then legally enforcing the law??

Fuck landlords

[byjove]

oh great, fubo has it for me for $45 a month

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

In fact I might even say the ONLY public figures I engage with as celebrities are the muppets if I saw a famous person I'd be like oh cool I recognize them and then move on in my life. if I met Gonzo I'd go crazy.

[liberalsarecool]

Zohran Mamdani is using New York City to show the world how progressive policies work for everyone. #DemocraticSocialist

[byjove]

this is very difficult for me because I hate hockey but love gay sex and poor communication in fictional relationships