I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
NASA

izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home

roma★
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
DEAR READER

Origami Around

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@enigmashow
I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex
ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please
im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss
great gatsby
tf2 heritage post
im quitting tumblr
ok see u tomorrow
this post is now 10 fucking years old
I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually
Breathes in-
PIFFINs!!!
I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...
To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.
For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.
Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.
Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.
i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop
IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS
https://invidious.io/
it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^
so i was super pissed and concerned about this but i have just discovered that while this is true, it is apparently only true for google chrome users. i just tested this by having ten tabs open in firefox playing ten different youtube videos at the same time and my cpu usage spiked to 25% as the videos were loading and then dropped back down to 10% as they played.
if you ever needed another reason to switch to a different browser, this is it.
ENIGMASHOW WITH ONE I WAS OPEN THE ENTIRE TIME?
cmyk test pages r like angels to me
do you understand
I made you something OP
I’m really Enjoying all the pictures you’re reblogging.
This is an example of something you could say to me for free at any time and be rewarded with my smile and thanks, which is priceless
[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful
Reblogging this three times in a row? Take a deep breath and take care of yourself!
[transcription]
#Turns out I am not a suspension bridge and should not be kept under a steady level of stress forever to function
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OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a
poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
yea that'd be a shame
by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly
just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇
You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting
June 18, 2023 never forgor
my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again
no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books
YOU
my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else
Can’t let a piece of gold like that stay in the tags.
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.
Okay so normal rules then
mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it
there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!
They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe