Alligator Tears

Since I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone (save for a couple people) who're following me, I've decided to turn this into an actual journal kind of deal. Hope it relieves some anxiety and stress to get some things out there :)

[neutralmuds]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[smfih]

[j7eternal-deactivated20180402]

THIS!!!!!!!

[liloloveyou024]

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jake Likes Onions

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[enigmatic171]

I scored a 2!

[rainekeiko]

#healthy

[harcules]

What a fucking wholesome post.

[constantli]

I love this

[strongbowdarkfruit]

hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*

[enigmatic171]

Why do i do stupid shit and just expect others to take it a certain way? I can't stop crying and the fear that things will never be okay is crushing me

[bigeisamazing]

[enigmatic171]

Looks like i can never move again #luna #sleepykitty #catsofinstagram

[takasquid-deactivated20161219]

[dewgongo]

when you make a joke and everyone laughs

[harryjamesheadcanons-deactivate]

Imagine twelve year old Harry not even knowing how awful his childhood with Dursleys had been until he gets to the Burrow.

Imagine him seeing Percy asleep with a book on his lap, and being baffled that a kid might feel comfortable enough in his own home to be so vulnerable in the living room. 

Imagine Molly coming up to the attic to say goodnight to Ron and Harry, and Harry glancing at Ron when he hears her footsteps, trying to figure out what they had done wrong that day.

Imagine him asking George who does all the house chores, and thinking it’s a joke when George answers, “we all do.” 

Imagine Ginny pestering Arthur with questions over the Daily Prophet, and Harry trying to shoot her warning looks to stop it! but then Mr. Weasley looks up and patiently answers every single one. 

Imagine Bill popping in for a visit one evening and Harry being floored when Bill stops to chat with him. 

Imagine Fred chasing after Harry in the yard, playfighting, but Harry actually begins to run for real fear of being hurt. 

Imagine Molly burning something on the stove my accident and tossing it, imagine Harry mentioning to Ron, offhandedly, “she could’ve given that one to me, it’s what I eat at home when I mess up dinner” and not knowing why Ron is horrified.

Imagine Harry seeing what a normal, functioning family looks like, and realizing the absence of love in his own life. 

[melthedestroyer]

“What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, however, wasn’t the talking mirror or the clanging ghoul: It was the fact that everyone there seemed to like him.” – Chamber of Secrets

[bitchycode]

[addelburgh]

[jvepvrk-deactivated20170228]

him sad :(

[theintrovertnation]

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