When the sorcerer found the dragon, it was attacking a grape.
This was only possible because the dragon was not much larger than a grape itself, but she still had to do a double take to be sure the object it was fighting with such animosity was in fact inanimate.
She crouched so that her eyes were level with the top of the table and squinted at it. The dragon sank its tiny fangs into the grapeās skin and gave a great tug, succeeding only in throwing it and the grape into a backwards tumble. The tiny green reptile rolled to a stop with its whole body wrapped around the grape and shook its head ferociously, managing to pull its teeth out but also launching the grape across the table. It gave a mighty roar of anger (about as loud as a human clearing their throat) and stalked after it, tail swishing dangerously.
āDo you need help?ā she offered.
The dragon froze mid-prowl and whipped its head around to look at her, looking so offended she almost apologized for asking.
āI mean, I could peel it for you, if thatās the problem.ā She wasnāt sure it was getting the message. One could never tell how much human language these little creatures picked up by hanging around the magic labs. Some understood only such essentials asĀ āscat!ā orĀ āoh fuck, that sure did just explodeā, while others could hold entire conversations ā if they deigned to interact.
This one looked like it was deciding whether she was worthy. Finally, it sniffed daintily and flicked its tail, scales clacking together.Ā āLittle monster is my prey, and you canāt have it. Found it first. Will devour it!ā
āOh, sure,ā she agreed.Ā āBut you know itās a grape, right?ā
This was the wrong thing to say. It glared at her and then bounded away to the other end of the table, where it slithered up to the grape and pounced on it.
Grape and dragon promptly rolled off the edge of the table.
The sorcerer quickly went around to that side, alarmed that it would be stepped on. The labs were bustling with shoppers stopping by to watch demonstrations this time of day, and a small dragon wouldnāt be easily visible on the blue and green tiled floor.
āHorrible! Dirty!ā The tiny dragon was screeching at the top of its lungs, holding onto its prey for dear life. It would have been hard to hear anyway, with all the noise of the labs, but with the sorcererās diminished hearing it took several seconds to locate the screaming creature.
She scanned the pattern of the tiles for it and sighed.Ā āOh, hold on, we mopped this morning.ā She cupped her hands around it and deposited it into her skirt pocket, an indignity the dragon endured only with more screaming.
āAn outrage! Put me down!ā
āShh,ā she advised. Lab workers were strongly discouraged from bringing creatures into the back rooms, which was where she was heading, picking her way through the crowded front lab.
āFuck pockets!ā her pocket responded.
āOh, you can curse. Wonderful.ā
The dragon seemed to take this as an actual compliment.Ā āAm multitalented. Can also compose poetry.ā
āReally? Can I hear some?ā
āNo. For dragon ears only.ā It sounded viciously pleased to hold this over her head. The bulge in her pocket rearranged itself, and she thought it might be trying to gnaw on the grape.
She felt herself smiling even as she tried to squash her mouth into a straight line. She liked this little bad-tempered thing, even though its spiky feet were digging into her thigh.
In the much quieter kitchen of the back rooms behind the lab, she transferred the wriggling, scaly handful from her pocket to the table. The dragon hissed out a few more insults as it got up and straightened itself out, but its jaw fell open when it finally took in its surroundings. Sheād set it down next to the fruit bowl.
āThere you go. Food mountain.ā
The dragonās shock didnāt last long. Abandoning the grape, it scraped and scrabbled its way up the side of the bowl and from there onto an apple, its claws leaving tiny puncture marks as it hiked to the top of the arrangement.Ā āFood mountain!ā It repeated, its gleeful crowing much clearer and almost sing-song without having to compete with the noise of the crowd.
She watched it turn in a circle, surveying the feast.Ā āButā¦ cannot eat it all,ā it observed after a while, crestfallen.Ā āHuman-sized. Big shame.ā
āDonāt you have nest-mates who can help you with it?ā she asked. She had assumed not, from the way it had apparently been foraging for food on its own, but she needed to be sure sheād found a loner.
āNo nest. No mates. No nest-mates. Youāre rude.ā It flopped down ungracefully, wings spread out flat on the apple like it was trying to hug the entire much-larger fruit.
She gave it a moment to be dramatic, and then offered it the grape, minus the peel.Ā āYou seem to have a good grasp on human-speak.ā
It grabbed the grape without so much as a thank you. āYes. Have composed poetry in both Dragonese and Humanese. Not for humans to hear, though.ā Bragging cheered it up a little.
āYou mentioned. I canāt hear very well, anyway.ā She pulled up a stool and sat down.Ā āActually, Iāve been looking for a helper.ā
āAn assistant,ā it said, apparently showing off its Humanese.Ā āAn attendant. An aid.ā
She watched it bury its snout in the grape, juice dribbling down onto the apple it sat on. āYes. A hearing aid. How would you feel about having a job?ā
It smiled craftily. āWould feel positively, if job comes with chocolate chips.ā
āIt could,ā she said, grinning. She had some friends who employed bird-sized dragons as messengers, but this was the first time sheād heard of one negotiating its salary for itself. āIt certainly could. Whatās your name?ā
āPeep,ā said Peep.Ā āIt is self-explanatory.ā
āDonāt worry, I got it.ā
Peep expressed its doubt that humans ever got anything, but she thought the tiny, prickly creature might be warming up to her.
