"It's terrifying how the mind can be manipulated." @enigmaticsmartass - Tumblr Blog

theanimalmemes

fullmetalhimbo-deactivated20250

I’ve done this shit and then got guilt tripped right after.

Couldn’t win.

hell0-there-lady

Unfortunately some people can’t be happy no matter what you do

klubbhead

The accuracy of all 3 of you

grumpy-goompa

no one who is an adult should get upset about someone being busy and not replying. no one. that’s petty shit, adults have lives to live.

asspostate

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

foxnonny

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

dcqtrash

I made this dark humored motivational poster for my work space to remind myself that if I don’t get over my depression and anxiety, at least temporarily, I won’t have a job. ✨

dcqtrash

Another one for my work space.

dcqtrash

I think this is the last one.

pkbunny

commision!! by @kawaiijetty thank you so much ;v;!

heir-of-puns

AYYY HAPPY PROBSLEUTH DAY!

benzopyrene-612-deactivated2018

that means problem sleuth began a DECADE ago

heir-of-puns

SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

THATS JUST

FUCK

robotfxckr-blog

Can you hear me sobbing

r0rschach

Omfg who made this where is this from???

gidankuroki

It’s time to contribute to the Fandom.

I watched “Lego Batman Movie” last weekend and I CAN’T I need more BatJokes from Lego Movie and I want to draw A LOT OF THEM

and a lot of Emmet Wyldstyle too I ship them so much

Batman Lego Movie ( Chris McKay; Warner Bros)

The Lego Movie ( Phil Lord, Chris Miller; Warner Bros)

legobatjokes

aversick

i just saw the lego batman movie today and i LOOOOVVVED IT!!!! I wanna make BILLIONS of fanart for it but i only have time for this messy one rip :,,,)

weaks

i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual thing that teenagers Do

weaks

this is just so unrealistic to me like what the fuck how do yall do it??? i have Arguments and Questions

1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a building??? do i just wait for the elevator?? do i take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot of stairs 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this shit without waking anyone up?? this is So Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my mom will come into my room and see if my ass is okay and then complain that i woke her up 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK!! 4. if my mom found out that id been going places in the middle of the night u bet your ass id be dead the next day 5. i dont believe in this concept At All

bismuthspartnerincrime

Bismuth: why shouldn’t we kill the Diamonds?

Steven: some people?????? Destroy planets????? To cope??????????

bismuthspartnerincrime

thatredheadedchickriley

This was on food network’s snapchat discover today

babyionian-deactivated20200611

this image was created in a laboratory specifically to upset me

mostlymilkwood

There’s been some talk about the amount of lines every character in RWBY has had over each volume, so I thought it’d be nice to put it into something visual for ease of use. The last chart is just the top 20 characters with the most lines, obviously there are more characters than that.

Some observations:

Volume 4 is the first volume where male characters have collectively had more lines than female characters. This has been an overall trend across the series however the swing was dramatic come vol 4

Ruby had the lion’s share of lines in volume 1 and 2 but tends get the same as other characters come volume 3 and 4.

Ruby, Weiss and Yang have had less lines every volume whilst other characters fluctuate depending on the plot.

Had it not been for Ruby’s monologue in the final episode of volume 4 she would have been in 3rd place for that volume.

Volume 2 is the only time that team RWBY has held all 4 top spots.

Father figures such as Qrow, Taiyang, Li and Ghira tend to speak more and have bigger roles than mothers like Kali, Raven and An.

A bit of background behind how these numbers came to be under the cut.

Keep reading

sssn-neptune-vasilias

Jaune has more lines than 2 out of 4 main characters and would’ve had the second to most lines this season without Ruby’s monologue- yet people wanna debate how Jaune hasn’t had much development.

xekstrin

you’re doing god’s work OP

do-you-have-a-flag

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

sliding the metal cover on floppy disks

the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes

ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper

rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

mm-imagerie

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

sahdirah

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.