[pearents]

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

[bowlcutbaby-deactivated20140927]

[nick-uhh-wha]

This is probably the best thing on the internet In case you don’t get it:

[longswordlesbians]

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[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

[weloveshortvideos]

[thecherrywinehouse-deactivated2]

To September tho

[oreimo]

whites

[sillyvantas]

[thebossbaby-official]

[r2--d2]

[sprousetwinsblog]

Walkthrough by Cole Sprouse

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 

[sneakycreatures]

welcome to hell

[cupcakelogic]

Imagine it

also heres gandalf

[lesbianshart-deactivated2016082]

i hope the person who had to print this for me is doing okay in life

[segasky]

[clickholeofficial]

A college professor was addressing his history class. He began his lecture by saying, “Let’s get one thing straight: God is not real; the only God is Obama and the powerful female clitoris.” One student raised his hand and stood up and said, “Sir, I’m sorry to interrupt, but where I come from we don’t talk bad about God, because he’s our best friend.” The professor then said, “What are you, an idiot? Shut up, idiot. This is college and we hate Christ. Who do you think you are, Christian?” The student responded by picking up his bag, putting on his cowboy hat and punching the teacher in the face. “My name is Sgt. Johnathan Gunderson. And your plan won’t work, Goltar.” Because when the sergeant punched the professor, he punched the mask off of his face, revealing the praying mantis head underneath. “You’ve figured out my evil plan this time, Sgt. Gunderson. But as long as there are aborted fetuses for me to feast upon, I will always be stronger than America!” He then flew away to his lair. Share this status if you want to save America and end abortion.

[stability]