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Dear Followers

You may know me as cuddlebatched. But I have recently changed blogs because I wanted my fan blog to be my main blog.

Further explanation here

Please go follow my fan blog (my url is cuddlebatched again)

I will be posting exactly the same stuff on there as I used to on here. This blog will be inactive. You can unfollow this one if you'd like.

If you want to look at my old posts you can go here

xoxo

Joya

Ps: If you've followed me on my main blog cuddlebatched, you can message me and I'll make sure to follow you back as a thank you. (if I don't already do)

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santullianal

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off. I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

ladytabularasa

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

mangomartyr

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

ladytabularasa

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

becausewhoseline

Brad as the superhero “Slappy”

renloras

saydolly

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

harvardlsd-deactivated20130818

jimcavill-deactivated20131031

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world.

eirapparent

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

freemindfreebody

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

floatinggoathead

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n

This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.

danglingthpider

If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there

notcrazyiswear

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly. Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

danglingthpider

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

thecapn-deactivated20150530

the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn

#hp

qi-yans

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

but he keeps on dodging

which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

boldlypinkangel

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

#cap 2

fideliant

#sherlock dork

lokihiddleston

“I’d love to be a vampire. It’d be lovely to be a vampire, wouldn’t it? You’d get to be ancient and eternal, a creature of the night. And vampires get away with murder, quite literally.” — Tom Hiddleston

#olla