...Rule #27...

... "NEVER KNOWINGLY BE SERIOUS." Anna. 38. She/her

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[quendergeer]

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

[trans-lykanthropie]

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

[probuccalfat]

they don’t warn you about it but if you love your own company enough to be content by yourself and you’ve got some standards for who you’d date, you’ll spend a lot of time single and nobody will really get why you’re doing that because surely you want to come home and hang out with craig, right? right????? don’t you want to hang out with craig?

[thesixthstar]

I was tagged to do 6 faceless pictures from my camera by @penguinsandyetmorepenguins ! I had such a lovely time looking through my photos from the last few years it was hard to cut down to just 6, so I cheated and picked 9 lol

for ironically thematic reasons I'll tag 6 people: @timelordsandkittens @astriiformes @jellyfishjubilee @lhavdil @mctreeleth and @twisterpants95

and also if anyone else feels like this would be fun but wasn't tagged, consider yourself a secret addition to the list above!

[notcrazyiswear]

I'm gonna play because I have a lot of photos on this phone and I haven't looked through them in a while

To make it more challenging I went for "no vacation photos" cause it's easy to just pick beautiful pictures from trips abroad. So I just went for local photos only.

Also I can't count

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[depsidase]

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[goodgirlcoded]

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

[kosmogrl]

[baal-zvuv]

spiritually israeli moodboard ✨️

[jodiefoster]

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

[pangur-and-grim]

who’s my happiest little guy! it’s you!

[cat-faces]

[slicethepi]

you can't just leave this in the replies @all-i-am-is-pharmacy

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Voting ended onAug 13

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[fresnel149]

Yeah buddy I sure do.

[recoiloperated]

No change.

[pillarofawesome]

No change.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

That's why I started a podcast. Nothing's changed here.

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

"You randomly feel cold!"

No change, annoying tho.

[monochromaticchime]

“You can never talk”

Not good but I could probably do worse, at least this one is a real thing that happens to other people

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.