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@enlightenedpotato

Hello, I'm Josh. This blog comprises mostly of things that I find funny, and the occasional post about how things are going in my life. My interests include robotics, strategy games, programming, and dogs. I am male, a proud Ashkenazi Jew, and I'll use he/him pronouns. To give a small insight into my personality, I once got a trivia question, that I wrote, wrong. Blog established 5/24/13. Brother of @hartomatic

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writersprocrastinate

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.

enlightenedpotato

mizurou-san

zainyk

THANKS OBAMA.

silvallyrks

Celty wouldn’t do LSD.

josh (via mizurou-san)

#no context allowed

dumpsteromega-deactivated201812

On that day humanity received WWE Superstar JOHN CENA

folk-and-flannel

I’m coding a Java program that will play sound...

I once turned the windows error sound to “I’m sorry dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” let me tell you, that was one hell of a surprise once i forgot about it

Oh my god David.

#I gotta make a sound clip of that #I'll use it for something

itachismokesweed

when the farmer gives you the good hay

This is the program right now. I’ll take the mmm watcha say out of the else statement when it stops being funny.

import javax.sound.sampled.AudioSystem; import javax.sound.sampled.Clip; import java.io.File; import java.util.Scanner;

/** * Created by Joshua on 9/16/2015. */ public class Sound { public static void main(String[] args) { Scanner scan = new Scanner(System.in); //Creates scanner System.out.println("Play simple plan or mmm watcha say? "); //Gives user choice String Input = scan.next(); //Gets input of which song File say = new File("WatchaSay.wav"); //Creates file object for Watcha Say File simple = new File("SimplePlan.wav"); //Creates file object for Simple Plan if ("simple".equalsIgnoreCase(Input)) { //Checks input PlaySound(simple); //Plays simple plan } else{ PlaySound(say); //Plays mmm watcha say } } static void PlaySound(File Sound) { //Method to play file; takes song from conditional as argument try { //Basic try catch loop Clip clip = AudioSystem.getClip(); //Creates audio clip clip.open(AudioSystem.getAudioInputStream(Sound)); //Assigns clip to the sound clip.start(); //Plays the sound

Thread.sleep(clip.getMicrosecondLength() / 1000); //Keeps program open for length of clip } catch (Exception e) {

} } }

#code #java #mmm whatcha say #simple plan #programming

I’m coding a Java program that will play sound clips I made, and I’m having trouble with my if loop structure. I’ve put a clip of “mm watcha say” in the else statement, so it plays if my code screws up. So far, it’s made humor out of the horrid process of debugging.

thinkoutloud-ovo

lemonschweetzdeleting-deactivat

#I loved those books so much

theflapofrabdolph-blog

enlightenedpotato

matthwcrawley:

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

baby-harpseal

AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers

castieltherebel-deactivated2020

arthur weasley

mchieal-deactivated20191028

kevinbolk

A philosophy I very much live my life by.

greyrosegarden

Yeah, too bad he was a Nazi.

goannai

was he? shit

kevinbolk

I’m assuming by “he was a Nazi” you meant he played a PARODY of Hitler in a MOVIE and in that same movie he also plays a barber who disguises himself as said Hitler parody and delivers one of the greatest anti-fascist speeches of all time.

It’s okay. It’s an easy mistake to make.