Slime with a Purpose

Hi my name is Karthik (he/him) and I once got trapped under an inflatable obstacle course.

[syrenki]

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance]

Shimeji Simulation is amazing

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[yokowan]

this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries if i'm being quite honest

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[justnoodlefishthings]

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

[justnoodlefishthings]

[high-metafive]

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

[starry-raccoon-shaker-central]

and the link……

[dangerously-human]

Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[realshinjiikari]

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[alientitty]

a few indian brutalist buildings

[evercaptor]

So smart!

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[isuggestusingyourlocallibrary]

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[official-library-posts]

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