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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA
shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
bliss lane
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@enochlordandsaviour
Claire is that one kid in middle school who goes to the playground and makes buck off charging a bunch of fourth graders for fake tiddy pics of some made up pornstar while you know damn well she has a collection of real vintage nudes and tentacle hentai and I support her
yall I watched Joana Ceddias room tour and she had a wHOLE ASS MPHFPC TRILOGY ON HER SHELF IM-
It is now time for the Lord to come back. (NO CLICKBAIT!!)
As you all know, today is our main holiday: the Loop Day, 24 hours of celebration, posts on the mphfpc tag and devotion.
I am happy to announce that Enoch, our Lord, has manifested to me through my dreams last night. He was wearing a dirty white tunic, and he had a shining halo on his Oliver Twist hat. He spoke these glorious words in a marvelously mean way:
"The mphfpc fandom shall rise, and once again walk the streets of Earth with blessed steps. May y'all fuckers have a nice day yeehaw"
This is obviously an announcement! An announcement of peace and prosperity yet to come! Have faith, fellow Ransomites!
Only evidence that our true Holy Father has abandoned us in our time of need. @enochlordandsaviour
Do not give up! He just wants to prove our devotion!
Tbh I’m not even sure this is how the meme works but whatever. Take it. The Ransomite Holy Trinity of Winking.
Enoch bless this Holy meme.
Welcome to year 126 of the Ransomite calendar!
According to the time in London, we've just entered the new year!
Happy 126!
quoth the raven: our year is divided into twelve months, whose names are as follows - Jacobary, Horacary, Millarch, Fionapril, Emmay, Hughne, Clairy, Abegust, Peregrember, Olivober, Brovember, Enocember. We are at the dawn of year 126.
You are home alone. There is a knock on your door. You open it to find Millard and Horace on your porch dressed in matching suits.
“Hello, do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Enoch O'Connor?”
What do you do?
Enoch moments in Hollow City
Our Lord Enoch O'Connor teaching us about the meaning of life.
Ransomite lesson #3: our Saviour and his multiple representations
The true Enoch O'Connor is a short blonde kid with blue eyes and dirty clothes, not a tall and handsome Scottish boy. Remember it.
↑ Our fandom’s Meme Queen
We found the actual Mary's reincarnation.
Ransomite lesson #3: our Saviour and his multiple representations
The true Enoch O'Connor is a short blonde kid with blue eyes and dirty clothes, not a tall and handsome Scottish boy. Remember it.
Ransomite lesson #1:
you will respect the Holy Trinity, which is composed by the Father, aka Ransom Riggs, the Son, aka Enoch O'Connor, and the Holy Peculiar Soul. I AIN’T DID NUFFIN’ is always recited after a prayer.
The question is, does the Ransomites believe in Enorace?
The Ransomites officially believe only in canon ships, but the single believer can venerate ships like Enorace, Emwyn or whatever they want. The only really important thing is not to write or think smuts about the children.
Ransomites lesson #3: time
Our calender is divided in 12 months, whose names are:
- Jacobery
- Horacary
- Millarch
- Fionapril
- Humay
- Emmune
- Clairy
- Abegust
- Peregrember
- Olivober
- Brovember
- Enocember
We start to count our years from 1892, when our Saviour, Enoch, was born. We’re currently in 125 a. E. (after Enoch).
Eyyyy, you did decide to make Hugh come right after Fiona in the end. Nice.
In this blessed blog we don't accept such dirty comments. (Anyway yes, I did.)
Abe: find the bird. In the loop. On the other side of the Enoch shrine. Peregrember Third, year 48. May the blessings of Ransom fall upon you, Yakob...
Jacob: wtf grandpa, I thought you were a Jew!
Abe: No, Yakob. I was a Ransomite all along. *dies*
Ransomites lesson #3: time
Our calender is divided in 12 months, whose names are:
- Jacobery
- Horacary
- Millarch
- Fionapril
- Humay
- Emmune
- Clairy
- Abegust
- Peregrember
- Olivober
- Brovember
- Enocember
We start to count our years from 1892, when our Saviour, Enoch, was born. We're currently in 125 a. E. (after Enoch).
Spread the word, fellow Ransomites.
Credits: @midgethesmidge.
