like a fly in a web...

independent && selective raye penber. ran by em. previously raye--penber.

[triiplechanger-deactivated20191]

// What’s up people?~ Could you reblog/like this if you’d be willing to rp with an Independent Ryuk from Death Note?~

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[becauseimrichandican]

I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical 

Featuring such hits as

Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind

What Was The Plot of This RP Again?

Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog

And the ever classic

I’m a Lazy Bastard

[wendythesurvivor]

Starring everyone’s favourite 

 Nobody’s replied and its reprise Fuck everyone’s replied

[cffbeat-deactivated20180820]

                The teenager looked up from his hurried walk. His dark brown eyes briefly widening before his stance stiffened at the unusual male. What was out of the ordinary? Nothing was out of the ordinary. 

                “Um, no,” the teen answered with a gruff voice and then cleared it abruptly, putting his fist to his mouth before lowering it back to his side cautiously. “No, I haven’t. Sorry.” 

                Hiroshi never did like dealing with authorities, they always seemed to be after him for some reason, even if he hadn’t done any wrong. 

                This time, he had.  

[ensnarcd]

               ❝ Oh, for-- ❞ Raye sighs, rubbing a hand against his forehead.  ❝ Look, I’ve been here for a WEEK, trying to find anything I can on this place. I get it, everyone is hiding something. I really just want to find the missing puzzle piece to this case so I can close the whole thing up. So if you know anything-- which you’re hiding something, don’t deny it-- could you PLEASE just cooperate? Unless you’re out killing little kids, I really don’t care what sort of things you’ve gotten up to if that’s what you’re so concerned about. ❞

                             ❝ PLEASE. I just want get justice served for these girls, okay? ❞

[ensnarcd]

             starter call! ( capping @ 3 unless i’m miraculously capable of producing more??? )

[leiivo]

“That infamous case, criminals dying of heart attacks... you're going to take it.” “Yes.” “And you're here because you've encountered an element of this before, this play of the 'supernatural'. In one other case.” A ringing, sharpened silence. Harsh, bitter laughter played with a grin that knew too much. The Seer pointed to the space above his head, then to the clock, and said no more.

[sybilius]

@tartpants (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[penginius]

yagami

[thespoonmissioner]

[ensnarcd]

               ❝ Hey, have you seen anything... strange around here? Anything out of the ordinary? ❞ So far all he’d gotten for all his troubles was obvious lies && having everyone in town turn him away. But this guy didn’t look like he was exactly part of the town-- maybe he was just passing through, or maybe he just didn’t fit in-- whatever the case, Raye would take what he could get.

@cffbeat ❤’d

[ensnarcd]

             starter call! ( capping @ 3 unless i’m miraculously capable of producing more??? )

[headacheglitch]

okay, anon asked for a matt sketch, and i’m like, 99.99% that was meant to be one like the mello sketch but i cant find my pens, so here is this instead. ahh i’m still not happy with my matts but ehhh, what do i do, practice i guess

[damnbutcher]

scandal sentence starters aka lots of angst, sex, and murder.

[breniarchive-blog]

send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change any gender or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞

[oceanwitch]

       ZODIAC + COLOURS       ↪ capricorn: navy

[geniusorphans]

BB and 12?:)

[ensnarcd]

              [ gently logs on after months ] surprise binch i am still alive

[lionfangedaa]

PSA:

don’t let your knowledge of someone else’s character, influence your muse’s first impression.

i feel like this has been stated time & time again, but it is a recurrent theme on my dash. most significantly, it always involves villainous muses, with the first impression always being something about a strange feeling or an inkling that they aren’t a great person

here’s the rundown:

you are more than welcome to acknowledge, OOC, that a character is a villain, or a not-so-great person. you can discuss it, openly talk about it, the whole shebang.

unless the villain muse is OPENLY villainous, has significant signs that point to it in rp, don’t make your muse suddenly get a sixth sense about them

unless the villain muse has DONE something warranting it, they are still a neutral party. your muse, unless they can read minds or magically can tell villain from hero, isn’t capable of pinpointing such a specific thing about them. don’t ostracize someone else’s character just because you want your muse to play hero.

for my muse, i don’t mind it too much. he’s always got a kind of angry look about him (unless otherwise stated, then please don’t assume!), & any sane person would look at him & go, ‘jeez that guy looks PISSED.’ but this isn’t grounds for declaring him a villain. it’s grounds for thinking he’s an asshole RESPECT PEOPLE’S MUSES. ASK WHAT IS OKAY TO ASSUME OF THEM IC, WHAT IS OBVIOUS, & WHAT ISN’T. or just let things run as normal, instead of pushing it. just because YOU know that they are shooting for world domination, doesn’t give your muse the ability to determine this.  using someone else’s muse to put yours on a higher pedestal ain’t ok.

[llawlietfanart]

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