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@enterprisingvillain
Um… what do you do when you want to find out if you’re on a “threesome wish list,” but it’s like how you think there’s a cockroach in your sink and you really want to know if it’s gone away but you’re too afraid to look?
@enterprisingvillain can you just… like… peek and say no and have it be the truth? Pretty please???
no! which is definitely what it says!
Cody’s gone on his quest for fulfillment in Jaguars Stadium and the rest of you are making me horny. Really thoughtful timing, there.
Not that this is related or anything, but @enterprisingvillain… you up for some plotting?
I mean. I feel like we need to make the best possible use of our time, don’t we, love? such busy lives and all…
I’m still wrapping my head around watching my husband ride off on a jaguar. I could use the distraction. Give me a good use of my time that isn’t flooding Ibushi’s house for defying me by drinking beer instead of water while he comes every twenty minutes.
who the fuck got him beer?
also am I allowed to try to beat his time with you or are we just plotting platonically? plot-onically?
…please tell me I can still be involved & also how good is Pharaoh at getting Cody to chase him?
His personal shopper, I assume, whom I am trying to have fired. Perhaps with a flamethrower.
Oh, hon, he’s not having the orgasms with me. He and Kenny can’t handle being apart less than a week before they talk each other off relentlessly. Although, that reminds me, since Cody’s not around to convince me not to do this - hey! @goldenxstar! Women! Yes or no? Me! Yes or no? Me AND Cody! Yes or no?
I like to cut to the chase, and also, again, I’M HORNY. I already broke my favorite vibrator. Its name was Kagetsu. I’m not sure why it’s named that.
Now that that’s put of the way. Plotting just gets me hornier, obviously. Nothing plot-onical here, babe. ;)
Also, Cody would chase Pharaoh off a cliff. Dead serious. I’ve had to physically stop both of them. So many time-outs that day in Big Sur.
We’re agreed I’m just telling Kenny no, right, even if he’s on the wishlist? I feel like we have to work Cody up to that. In every sense of the word.
But we’ll get him there. Hiromu to start? He’s very... approachable. And mind-blowing in bed. I think you’d enjoy watching AND participating. Or just directing. You have an eye for it.
Fuck. Yep, thinking about that is definitely doing it for me. All right, sweetheart, no more plotting with pants on.
Plotting. Making travel plans. Plotting some more.
Here I am, busy helping Cody get packed up for his spiritual quest through Jaguars Stadium (we can’t fit all these electrolytes in his wheelie - you want the extras, @goldenxstar?), and a trusted spy stranger telephone operator calls me from the San Francisco airport to inform me that these flight attendants I somehow trusted with getting Cody’s phone to Tokyo are playing hot potato with it?!
So I had to call my trusted assassin stranger snake charmer to leave them a little present in their hotel room.
Remember that part in Kill Bill about black mamba snakes? Not bullshit.
I don’t know what made me think of that.
Cody’s getting a good night’s sleep before he sets off on his journey tomorrow. He’s gonna need it. Jaguars Stadium is a place for very intensive therapeutic work. No one breathe a goddamn word to him about the hot potato, hear me?
In the meantime… let’s start brainstorming, @enterprisingvillain. I want the best plan to enlighten my closeted husband oh, fuck it, closeted husband.
I would l o v e to experience the good side. I have a feeling you can make a lot happen with a phone call...
Plotting. Making travel plans. Plotting some more.
Here I am, busy helping Cody get packed up for his spiritual quest through Jaguars Stadium (we can’t fit all these electrolytes in his wheelie - you want the extras, @goldenxstar?), and a trusted spy stranger telephone operator calls me from the San Francisco airport to inform me that these flight attendants I somehow trusted with getting Cody’s phone to Tokyo are playing hot potato with it?!
So I had to call my trusted assassin stranger snake charmer to leave them a little present in their hotel room.
Remember that part in Kill Bill about black mamba snakes? Not bullshit.
I don’t know what made me think of that.
Cody’s getting a good night’s sleep before he sets off on his journey tomorrow. He’s gonna need it. Jaguars Stadium is a place for very intensive therapeutic work. No one breathe a goddamn word to him about the hot potato, hear me?
In the meantime… let’s start brainstorming, @enterprisingvillain. I want the best plan to enlighten my closeted husband oh, fuck it, closeted husband.
hey, gorgeous. let’s get villainous.
“Get”??!! You think I wasn’t born that way? I’m almost offended.
You’re lucky I’m not fully offended. That tends to end with a phone call.
I don’t want to be on the bad side of your phone calls. like. ever.
Cody’s gone on his quest for fulfillment in Jaguars Stadium and the rest of you are making me horny. Really thoughtful timing, there.
Not that this is related or anything, but @enterprisingvillain… you up for some plotting?
I mean. I feel like we need to make the best possible use of our time, don’t we, love? such busy lives and all…
I’m still wrapping my head around watching my husband ride off on a jaguar. I could use the distraction. Give me a good use of my time that isn’t flooding Ibushi’s house for defying me by drinking beer instead of water while he comes every twenty minutes.
who the fuck got him beer?
also am I allowed to try to beat his time with you or are we just plotting platonically? plot-onically?
...please tell me I can still be involved & also how good is Pharaoh at getting Cody to chase him?
Cody’s gone on his quest for fulfillment in Jaguars Stadium and the rest of you are making me horny. Really thoughtful timing, there.
Not that this is related or anything, but @enterprisingvillain… you up for some plotting?
I mean. I feel like we need to make the best possible use of our time, don’t we, love? such busy lives and all...
Plotting. Making travel plans. Plotting some more.
Here I am, busy helping Cody get packed up for his spiritual quest through Jaguars Stadium (we can’t fit all these electrolytes in his wheelie - you want the extras, @goldenxstar?), and a trusted spy stranger telephone operator calls me from the San Francisco airport to inform me that these flight attendants I somehow trusted with getting Cody’s phone to Tokyo are playing hot potato with it?!
So I had to call my trusted assassin stranger snake charmer to leave them a little present in their hotel room.
Remember that part in Kill Bill about black mamba snakes? Not bullshit.
I don’t know what made me think of that.
Cody’s getting a good night’s sleep before he sets off on his journey tomorrow. He’s gonna need it. Jaguars Stadium is a place for very intensive therapeutic work. No one breathe a goddamn word to him about the hot potato, hear me?
In the meantime… let’s start brainstorming, @enterprisingvillain. I want the best plan to enlighten my closeted husband oh, fuck it, closeted husband.
hey, gorgeous. let’s get villainous.
well, @codyhasalastname, can Phone still send messages from the Empress on its way to Tokyo and while you’re... occupied? I think she and I have some very important business to discuss.
Let’s get weird!
sounds good to me, koneko 😘😘😘😘😘
😘😘😘😘😘 It’s my favorite!!! Hey, so we are having a party???
you have so many of your favorite animals here, love, your own little menagerie! and yes I think we’ll have a good party when you come visit. orgasms for everyone.
Orgasm party is the best party!
will you try to see who is loudest? we might have to make a LOT of cookies.
Let’s get weird!
sounds good to me, koneko 😘😘😘😘😘
😘😘😘😘😘 It’s my favorite!!! Hey, so we are having a party???
you have so many of your favorite animals here, love, your own little menagerie! and yes I think we’ll have a good party when you come visit. orgasms for everyone.
Let’s get weird!
sounds good to me, koneko 😘😘😘😘😘
**Cody is away at 5:31pm**
**Statement from the Empress**
I’m a big fan of villains. ;)
What are we doing with my sweet furry son, now? Is he bait? He’d be good bait.
Well then, love, maybe I can keep you entertained while Cody’s occupied, yeah? Hiromu’s... probably gonna keep him busy for awhile. Maybe he should bring his ropes. Yeah, I’m thinking bait. Or if he’s, like, a Lassie type and tells Cody there’s trouble in the bedroom he needs to investigate.
**Cody is away at 2:07pm**
**Statement from the Empress**
Hi, kitty cat! Cody turned all red when he saw this and muttered something about bourbon which, hell no, not again, so I told him to take Pharaoh outside. It seems to be subduing him. For now.
Oh my god, Pharaoh loves that stick so much, OH MY GOD.
Oh, sorry. Thanks for the invite! I’m tempted, but I want Cody to do this for himself at first. Otherwise I just kinda see him hiding in my tits the whole time. Usually, not a problem, but he needs to face this shit head-on.
Ha. Head-on. Ha ha ha.
But I hope once he eases into this a little we can all some fun together. Keep me posted, kitty cat ;)
Hello, Brandi!
Thank you for all of your help. I hope you keep him away from the bourbon for now. But okay, I will play with just Cody for now when I come to visit. Which will be soon!!! I feel very inspired now.
**Cody is away at 5:12pm**
**Statement from the Empress**
Oooooh!! That just made me feel some type of way… but I’m sticking to my better judgment. Damn it.
You uh. Bringing any friends who like chief brand officers?
is this the opportune moment to join this conversation, loves?
**Cody is away at 5:18pm**
**Statement from the Empress**
Cody took Pharaoh to the mall (he’s ridiculous, even I don’t spoil that dog like that) so, YES. Plot with us, babe.
let the record show I’m a big fan of chief brand officers, Hiromu’s skills, and Cody finally having the awakening he needs. so how do we convince Pharaoh to get in on this, does he understand Phone?
**Cody is away at 2:07pm**
**Statement from the Empress**
Hi, kitty cat! Cody turned all red when he saw this and muttered something about bourbon which, hell no, not again, so I told him to take Pharaoh outside. It seems to be subduing him. For now.
Oh my god, Pharaoh loves that stick so much, OH MY GOD.
Oh, sorry. Thanks for the invite! I’m tempted, but I want Cody to do this for himself at first. Otherwise I just kinda see him hiding in my tits the whole time. Usually, not a problem, but he needs to face this shit head-on.
Ha. Head-on. Ha ha ha.
But I hope once he eases into this a little we can all some fun together. Keep me posted, kitty cat ;)
Hello, Brandi!
Thank you for all of your help. I hope you keep him away from the bourbon for now. But okay, I will play with just Cody for now when I come to visit. Which will be soon!!! I feel very inspired now.
**Cody is away at 5:12pm**
**Statement from the Empress**
Oooooh!! That just made me feel some type of way… but I’m sticking to my better judgment. Damn it.
You uh. Bringing any friends who like chief brand officers?
is this the opportune moment to join this conversation, loves?
i’m better than elite, i’m on my own.
