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[enthusiasmic]

oddly sad to go to a country that is not an English-speaking country where many people still speak English. I wanted to struggle here.

[cofirot-deactivated20230307]

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

[epic-hermes-offical]

reblog tthis if you also want an unhealthy amount of asks

[enthusiasmic]

me, an extrovert, talking to an introvert: hey, I just wanted to ask yo- uh- a- introvert: yeah what is it me: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

[dqk-theaceartist]

The man from the window

The woman from the door

The nonbinary on the ceiling

The trans person in the couch

The gay in the closet

The ace in the cupboard

The demi under the bed

The graysexual on the rug

The queer under the table

The lesbian in the lock

The bisexual in the shoebox

The agender on the ceiling lamp

The pansexual in the fridge

The genderfluid in the walls (or in the pipes (or in the cup?))

[dqk-theaceartist]

🦐✨ @shrimp-lord-of-hell 🦐✨

He is everywhere all at once...

[enthusiasmic]

You missed aro :(

[enthusiasmic]

My suffering mom, to me: never go through menopause Me, male, comfortingly: not planning on it :)

[tinybro]

so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

[the-hopeful-lark]

Wait but no this is actually a brilliant idea. 

[imakegoodlifechoices]

When I was a little baby high school student, I used to do the Living Chessboard at our local Renaissance Faire. We always used “forsooth” to indicate if someone was actually injured and needed to quickly end a choreographed fight. It was also very useful when doing little street improvisations because if someone tried to stop you, you could say “forsooth good sir, I must leave.” and they knew you couldn’t do a scene right then. We all used it in real life too, to say “no really” and it was amazing because there was a word used in a casual setting that meant “I’m not playing, I need you do listen to me.” So if someone tried to pick me up or tickle me, I could say “forsooth stop.” And I was instantly obeyed. I had “forsooth” long before I learned what a safeword was, and having a non-sexual safeword for everyday use amongst a circle of friends was the best thing ever. It made me feel very safe and listened to, even as a tiny 14 year old. Because let’s be honest, 14 year old me was teeny tiny and adorable and it’s easy to coo at kids when they say “no don’t pick me up!” but to have a word that every single person respected to mean “whatever I say after this MUST be listened to” was amazing. It gave me a definitive voice when it would have been easy to dismiss me.

So basically having platonic safewords is awesome and I’m all for it.

[aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake]

:O @sudokucats @little-levithan @enthusiasmic we need this!!

[enthusiasmic]

can it be in German?

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake]

@enthusiasmic you could probably write most of these but maybe you’ll learn something? Idk how much you know already but the finance stuff reminded me of you

[enthusiasmic]

<3

[boybeetles]

Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering

[enthusiasmic]

me as a dog :3

[thetursithan]

[jaaaaaade-jones]

Okay that’s skillz

[porcupine-girl]

Training herding dogs side of tumblr, please explain

[mythopoeticlicense]

It's called shedding. Sometimes you need to single out some animals from others in the herd for some reason, this lets you do it in a field relatively quickly and with less stress for the animals compare to other methods (like running them all through a chute or a race).

It's a higher level sheepdog skill, they usually do it in trials too.

There's a cool video on it here

[enthusiasmic]

professional segregation dog :D

[zooophagous]

He hates how hot it is outside but we had to do one little mini lap around the house to show off his colorful new ass.

[enthusiasmic]

guys shoud I do this and then take a walk to show it off as well? @aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake @sudokucats @little-levithan

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake]

Ik I’ve already reblogged this but I love it!

hey @little-levithan and @sudokucats, yall play stick trumpets, right? (Flutes) And @enthusiasmic plays a vocal trumpet (choir kid)

[enthusiasmic]

THERE IS A STICK TRUMPET

flute is dog stick trumpet because people playing flutes look like how dogs hold sticks

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake]

Ik I’ve already reblogged this but I love it!

hey @little-levithan and @sudokucats, yall play stick trumpets, right? (Flutes) And @enthusiasmic plays a vocal trumpet (choir kid)

[enthusiasmic]

ah yes, stick trumpets

[enthusiasmic]

guys I just learned seals don't have taste buds :( we need to get scientists to make seals have taste buds it will be so wholesome please help with this just cause :D

[ariannabananasstuff]

new tag game ! (i beg this doesn’t just like die here)

tag moots and add a picture of your eye ! (or say the color)

please join even if you aren’t moots with me ! it’s fun :)

(yeah i did make this for the point of asking WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES)

@not-a-gay-fangodess @starrymoons26 @radiohead1scool @wrenswreath @glueandmorphemes @rainyyymoon @pip-on-the-moon @matildas-comet @h0e-zi3r @littlejumpingjoan @hyacinthstars @katnissinanotheruniverse @florence-not-italy @solarissuns @basically-a-vampire +anyone who wants to join !! -plz feel free to join

[littlejumpingjoan]

My eyes are blue but the sort of blue that looks green.

Tags under the cut

@satans-child-offical. @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint. @pip-on-the-moon. @andreainlove. @outromoonyy. @jasonmendozafanpage. @densomtror. @candycoatedentrails. @frog-elvis. @akula-blue. @sockssketchingshack. @asfhkjd @siriusly-insane. @sabakunokay. @batfamazarath221. @raz00mkinnie. @jade--moon @moonyswarmsweaters. @cherrylusstuff. @uhhlifeig. @theyre-in-love @onyx-di-angelo. @regulus-cannot-swim. @starman-xrjlx @ever-after-high-alistair. @jolie-lolie. @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety. @pr-og. @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt. @nevermo0r. @jaysroan @james-preble @ariannabananasstuff @scp-threats-is-back @red-raspberry-pi @the-local-genderfluid-demon @totallynotelvisjustwaylon @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper

[ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper]

My eyes are really boring dark brown

Npt Tags:

@thepicklekingog

@complimentary-breadbasket

@outromoonyy

@bitchy-marvel-dude

@unnecessaryheadache

@mareestar

@jdacee

@n3no-n3o-neur0n

@cryingoverdeadgaywizzards

@sirius-crowley-immortaltwinks

@whos-fin-anyway

@cornishpadfoot

@cherrylusstuff

@sizzlinggladiatoryouth

@whatonearthisgoingon

@thornsunicorn

@my-castles-crumbling

@i-eat-asphalt

@glitterysaladpandapurse-blog

@cryxtalmushroxm

@justletmereadhungergames

@mochamoony

@cherriblossomm

@your-local-bi-guy

@princesspraise

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m

@lookitsabooknook

@your--new--stepmother

@courageandnaanbread

@fastenchantedrebel

@littlejumpingjoan

@behind-blue-eyes-remastered

@camp-jupiter-demigod

[i-eat-asphalt]

Idk what I was going for with the eyeliner but I like it<3

@moonwolfbythevoid @the-toaster-rat @lucas-the-art-kid and anyone else who wants to join :D

[the-toaster-rat-deactivated2025]

my eyes are a mix of grey and blue

@c0nstantlyscreaming @stuck-in-a-forest + anyone else

[heartattackblackdye]

my eyes are also a mix of gray and blue

@1shouldbedoinghomeworknow @aliensatemysocks

[thatonegenderfluidmess]

my eyes can be green, gray, or blue or a combo

@axisssss @diangelo14 @neostarz @cabin13winion @topaziuss @cherryleah25 other moots too

[axisssss]

My eyes r ✨Gunmetal blue✨ *dramatic gasp* ikr 😋 erm sometimes they’re really blue other times they’re like a sea green? (R they the right words? Who knows 🫠) and sometimes there js grey

@cannotsave

@flowers4elise

@losercore64

[cannotsave-deactivated20251122]

I have dark brown eyes, maybe a bit dim cause I cut it from the old picture when I 10 yo. But its actually like my eyes now 👁️.

@zanderandtheexistentialcrisis

@thatweirdnumber

@nightmare1342

@spiderfelix03

(I'm curious about your eyes, because I really like drawing eyes ;))

[nightmare1342]

My eyes are kinda a light grayish blue

@ii-dvna-ii

@x-hotrose-x

@morally-earl-gray

@ineedbettershittodo

[morally-earl-gray]

e y e

they look green in the light but more brownish when its dark (i usually have more eyeliner but this is an old pic)

no pressure tags @marmot-bee-person @cmchill @thefangirlinsideofme @dasiesanddarkness @notsolaris or anyone else who sees this!

[marmot-bee-person]

Why can’t I widen my eyes any more that that 😑

@insert-clever-username-1133 @imiri-is-sad @aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake @strange-and-totally-cool-human @seastarblue @the-sonni-guy and open

[aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake]

my eyes are blue

@must-have-been-the-wind @sillygarlicbreadenthusiast @jellyfishscoop @hammyham-o-o @sudokucats @little-leviathan @almostangrything @aroaceloverofgarlicbread @pawsteps @jamespottersconverse @enthusiasmic  @loaboo @rebelxwriter and open

[enthusiasmic]

blue is surpreme

[thememedaddy]

[aroace-garlic-bread-and-cake]

@enthusiasmic

[enthusiasmic]

my amazing friends :D

[sealdev]

Play video games - Get snack

[enthusiasmic]

:O