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(18+) Memes, humor, sci-fi & fandom, cats, antiracism, queer joy, sex ed, solarpunk, hopepunk, etc. | Side blogs: @murderbot-moodboard and @psychologist-daniel | I am an adult and I reblog some adult content, proceed at your own risk. | Fandoms: Stargate, Star Trek, Disco Elysium, Babylon 5, Farscape, Sanctuary, Leverage, Sherlock Holmes (ACD/Granada), The Expanse, and more.

[tboy-cock]

i think more people would benefit from an "i dont have to commit to this identity, if i ever change my mind, i dont have to identify that way anymore" approach to sexual/romantic orientation and gender identity

[darkcomedies]

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

[darkcomedies]

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

[dubiousdoobie]

[newtype-exe]

@yay-bunnies-world

[yay-bunnies-world]

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

[wizardarchetypes]

not to be a pedant but this sort of post annoys me so bad bc ☝️☝️ in fact it’s the reverse: fantasy series often reflect societal biases. there is nothing evolutionarily “menacing” about wasps in comparison to bees. bees have better PR because we like to eat the stuff they make. that’s literally it. “agur only destruction” as if wasps don’t fill many of the SAME ecological roles as bees. they’re pollinators! they CREATE!!

people just assign moral value to living beings based on their own feelings and aesthetic choices. something that’s very common in fiction and one of the fantasy genre’s most notable flaws.

[markovchaingang]

kier starmer is the PM equivalent of the guy in the mobile game ads who keeps sending his +56 army through the x2 gate instead of the +250 gate

[croxovergoddess]

Reminder that I make folders full of funny pose references that I drew and you can download them from my Ko-fi store!

[psychotic-gerard]

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

[nojerama1996]

This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.

[dracl-dragon]

!!!!!!!

DO NOT CENSOR TAGS

AND SURE AS FUCK DON'T CENSOR WARNING LISTS/WARNING TAGS

[brightlotusmoon]

WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR

[inevitablies]

granada holmes x the onion

[kazzzistired]

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

[bonifac-the-everliving]

lots of times when i try to be a bit more feminine and put on a dress and wear pretty make-up, i think of “lipstick on a pig” , then i decide against dressing up nice and end up just hating the way i look

WELL NO MORE MY FRIENDS!

today, as i was doing my make-up i thought hey! miss piggy is also a pig! technically she doesn’t wear lipstick, but thats not the point. Miss Piggy is fierce, she’s confident and she is the MOMENT.

so, from now on, i’ll be thinking of miss piggy while i do my make-up, thank you for coming to my ted talk

[avadcniels]

WIDOW'S BAY ⇢ 1x02 | LODGING

Anything else? "The Ungrateful Hortence Fitzgerald." Was she the lady who fell out of a window? Ugly woman who fled her wedding. Backed through a window and fell to her death. If you say "ugly Hortence" three times, you will see her ungrateful reflection.

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[finelythreadedsky]

[molabuddy]

i feel like these poses each give a slightly different character to eachother. even when the only real change is the way the hands are posed to sit on the hips.. has anyone noticed this

[kashuan]

yes!! one of my favorite art instruction books touches on this

[manicbones]

not feeling safe at home is just such a visceral violent thing and if you’ve ever experienced that I’m really sorry, you’re brave and strong and it’s gonna be okay

[currentlyjaywalking]

It really is the perfect disguise

Based off this post

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)