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Just a Tumblr-Has-Been try'n to make a come back! MBTI because it's slightly more accurate than a horoscope.

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Hey! It has been awhile. Who’s still here?

Like so I know.

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Birthing Unit: I want to show you something! *Points at Brows*

ENTP: You got them done?

BU: I got them micro-bladed!

ENTP:YOU GOT TATTOOS! XD

BU: No, they are micro-bladed!

ENTP: Okay, now you can't say anything when I get my tattoo!

BU: THAT'S DIFFERENT!

ENTP: You know better than to tell me things like this! XD

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CN Tower Elevator...

Elevator Tenant: This ride takes 58 seconds. I'm here if you have any questions.

Pretentious Guy:*In show off voice* How many feet per minute are we traveling?

ET: I'm not sure but I can give it to you in meters.

ENTP(thoughts):We are in Canada stupid.They use the metric system here.

PG: *Eye roll* But you can't tell me how many miles per hour in feet?

14 other passengers:*Annoyed and uncomfortable*

ENTP(Thoughts):Obviously the height or the elevator because it takes almost a minute to travel! If you care that much do the conversion yourself instead of harassing her! Hold your tongue... It's none of your business.. Don't say anything...

ET: *Blushing* I'm unsure.

PG: *snickers and mumbles to friend* She said ask her anything!

ENTP: People who are actually smart, don't have to prove it.

PG: *Falls silent in embarrassment*

ENTP: Pretentiousness is just a tool to mask low IQs.

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When Someone Tries to Pick a Fight with an ENTP

ENTP:

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Family:*Playing Christmas Trivia*

ESFP: In the poem "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", Santa's beard is as white as WHAT?

ENTP: Cocaine!

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15 other types: You were right...

ENTP: *eye roll, shoulder shrug* Shocker!

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Birthing Unit (ESFJ): You didn't wish me a happy saint's day!

ENTP: Sorry, I only pay attention to the commercialized saint days because of the booze and candy.

ESFJ: You are horrible!

ENTP:Well, you've never wished me a happy sinner's day, so I'd call it even.

ESFJ: -.-

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Birthing Unit(ESFJ): Who changed the angel tree topper for the star!?!

ENTP: *sitting mischievously*

ESFJ: *death stare* Put it back!

ENTP:She's creepy! Besides, who wouldn't be uncomfortable with a tree up their ass!

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ISTJ: I had a dream that you were pregnant.

ENTP:*gags a bit*

ISTJ:Are you okay?

ENTP:You can't be having dreams like that! It isn't allowed!

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ENTP 101

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An amazing performance by an (incredibly attractive) ESTJ!

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Birthing Unit(ESFJ): You should have come with us! We saw the cutest peacoat you would have loved!

ENTP:You know I hate thrift stores because you don't know if the reason the stuff is there is because the owner died.

BU: Oh, but this was NEW!It still had its tags.

ENTP: So the owner purchased it shortly before they passed.

BU: It was a YOUNG women's coat!

ENTP: Shame she died young!

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ENTP 101

We can get along with anyone. Well, as long as they have common sense AND use it!

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ENTP Shenanigans

Intentionally pushing INTJs’ buttons by arguing with them and saying they are softies that act on their emotions :P 

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ENTP:*Wrapped in a towel* *Opens bathroom door* *Places flower pot outside the door*

INFP: *Stares judgingly*

ENTP: I don't like flowers watching me shower! *shuts bathroom door*

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ENTP PSA

Don't

EVER

EV-ER

tell us what to do!