MI.CKEY MI.LKOVICH’S ICONIC LINES STARTERS.
( w : homophobia, violence, slur, nsfw, drugs )
“You know where I live if you have a problem.”
“Kiss me and I’ll cut your fucking tongue out.”
“Is there any slim jims in this shithole?”
“Fucking right you keep your mouth shut. You better keep it shut.”
“You say that again and I’ll rip you tongue out of your head.”
“C cup? Bitch, you wish.”
“You wanna chit chat more or you wanna get on me?”
“You wanna spread a blanket out and look for shooting stars next?”
“Whatever. Liking what I like don’t make /me/ a bitch.”
“My uncle works at the foundry, he’ll dump the teeth in the chrome plating vat.”
“I need help killing somebody.”
“You think we’re boyfriend and girlfriend?”
“Sorry I gotta go kill your dad.”
“Does this violate my probation?”
“Got any fuck left in you or you dump it all on that faggot’s ass?”
“I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying!”
“Gotta run an errand; you wanna talk, you gotta walk.”
“Can you jerk your fucking husband off every once in a while?”
“What 17 year old kid isn’t horny?”
“No, it’s illegal in this country.”
“Can you not make a fucking s…? That’s making a scene!”
“We could do more damage if we have a plan.”
“Do yoga, listen fucking Taylor Swift, i don’t care, just get out of the fucking car.”
“That’s exactly why I don’t have to do it. It’s my idea.”
“How many Johnsons you squash?”
“Yeah, that’s real nice. Must really clear your mind watching the sunrise after a long night of gargling old men balls.”
“Well, this ain’t Macy’s, bitch, you ain’t window shopping.”
“Grab my hips, pound my ass.”
“Figure she’ll be out fucking dudes, why can’t I?”
“How many blowjobs did you give yesterday?”
“I don’t care if you’re mid-pump, come with me!”
“Whatever happens in the ass, stays in the ass.”
“Don’t worry! We’ll get a dick in you as soon as we can! Fuck.”
“Russian whores know how to run their mouths when there ain’t some dude’s junk jammed in there.”
“You’ll wait for me? Fucking lie if you have to, man.”
“You’re under my skin, man. The fuck can I do?”
“What you and I have makes me free.”
“I just want everybody here to know: I’m fucking gay.”
“Sure, got nothing better to do than watch a bunch of pruney queens slap their sacks against your ass cheeks.”
“Learn a unique skill or shut the fuck up.”
“Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy? We’ve been fucking!”
“I suck his dick, I fucking love it!”
“No one knows what the fuck you’re saying.”
“We just tell them we’ll pay them and if they complain about it, we beat the shit out of ‘em.”
“You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me.”
“The fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles, anyway?”
“My soap doesn’t have pubes on it!”
“You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes?”
“Twenty five bucks for your ass, huh? Never had to pay for that shit before.”
“I spent the whole day looking for your coked-out ass.”
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