Sexts from the Void Memes
I was enabled. Tweets taken from @voidsexts
sext: hey baby, the thing back at my place is shaped like a bed today
sext: i have a name. i cant remember it anymore but i have one
sext: every time i glance at ur dresser the drawers are open in a different pattern. no stop kissing me. whats in ur dresser
sext: remove ur sandals, for the place u stand is holy ground. ok now remove ur shirt
sext: ur eyes widen & so does the gap between them
sext: oh ok. i guess ur doin that now
sext: u wont stop dispensing gumballs
sext: in the dark of the bedroom u see the glint of bedroom eyes
sext: u push the grandfather clock against the wall & kiss it hungrily
sext: the mouth of the river slips you some tongue
sext: the sky fills with birds and none of them are flapping
sext: why do you have so many holes
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to my place and help me destroy the marble chess set in the basement before the queen makes it to the stairs
Sext: “i’m not like other girls” whispers the void
sext: u grope yourself blindly searching for a hole to cram me into but find nothing
sext: u roll off me and lie flat on the trains roof. tunnel ahead
sext: i stumble naked through a house of mirrors
sext: ive forgotten my own name
sext: the hand of time slips under the waistband of ur jeans. ur jeans stop fitting. they never fit u again
sext: i hope all those eyes belong to sexy things
sext: u slip me some tongue in an envelope
sext: entropy undoes my bra clasp. entropy undoes everything.
sext: the hungry look in your eyes is really starting to freak the abyss out
sext: if any of us make it back, tell our story. people have to know. they have to know how fuckin sexy this was
sext: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sext: my silhouette becomes an infinity of birds
sext: deaths sweet embrace goes on a little too long
sext: i got as many openings as u got fingers
sext: every time we fuck a new star appears in the sky. we should stop until we figure out why
sext: i dont know where ur tongue begins but i like where its ending
sext: u smile at me waist deep in the cool water of the lake but behind u i can see the ripple of ur dick swimming away
sext: haha if u look in the mirror over the dresser were having a threesome. who is that
sext: swimming thru a kelp forest of dick
sext: ur dick is long & thick & slithering out the door. someone grab it
sext: theres a statue of ur dick in the garden. i assume u put it there. u assume i put it there. every day its a little more erect
sext: the silence is broken by a dull buzz from the dresser as the vibrators turn themselves on
sext: rain drums against the window as u stare helplessly at my bra clasp
sext: whatever parts u got under there, i want them inside me
sext: ur hands explore my body but when they venture below my belt they become trapped in the ice and do not return
sext: i vanish like a cheshire cat leaving only my smiling lips wrapped around ur dick
sext: my breasts detach & swoop toward u
sext: my breasts blink in astonishment
sext: u spell letters on me with ur tongue. as u get more insistent i realize the letters are h-e-l-p-m-e
sext: i grab ur dick and stare at it blankly
sext: dawn peeks thru the window. a warm sunbeam falls on the condom wrapper on the nightstand. it flutters tentatively & then takes flight
sext: we look up at the window & see a hitachi magic wand slither by trailing a loose cord. they learned 2 survive unplugged? thats not good
sext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me
sext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick
sext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind
sext: my hand traces a chalk outline around ur erection
sext: u give me a sad smile and shake ur head as u reach back, unhook ur bra, and fall away into the darkness
sext: i give your dick a tug and it retracts like a windowshade
sext: i brush my hand along the wall and in the wake of each finger hundreds of nipples spring up like goosebumps
sext: dongs stretch skyward, swaying like seaweed
sext: i thrust all the way into you and disappear
sext: i lick ur inner surface
sext: i lick ur outer surface
sext: im a wardrobe. u thrust into me and go deeper than u expected. at the tip of ur dick u feel pine needles & snow
sext: ur not in the ideal hole but def not the worst 1 either
sext: wait. why dont ur moans echo
sext: i wrap my hand around ur erection & lift it from the mantlepiece
sext: ur genitalia panic and scatter
sext: ur too distracted by the orgasm to notice every cabinet door in ur house start to open
sext: my erection begins to grow and multiply
sext: under dim moonlight i bury my dick in the cool desert sand
sext: i follow the dick back 2 the base 2 try to learn whose it is
sext: i struggle to maneuver on a chessboard of dicks
sext: i squeeze a glob of lube into my hand and stare blankly at it for half an hour
sext: you slip a hand under the waistband of my jeans and your flirty expression slowly turns to horror
Sext: i found the clitoris exactly where i feared it would be
sext: 20 billion gaping holes and only three of them yours
sext: oh god why are we cumming