:P

in 2007 i watched michael bay’s transformers and i’ve never been normal since <3

[tributary]

hook hand in unloveable car door

[pipopuck]

is this anything

[macchitea]

starscream doodles <33

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[m0rbs]

ohh my poor robot...

[decepti-thots]

i'm pretty sure this is verbatim how it happened tbh

[scarymonsters-protectivespirits]

[madamadamiu]

Babby minibots

[coalballbaby]

gannets never go blind and they certainly never die

[arturer]

(x)

[transfrmrs]

Windblade: Can you teach me how to hoe? Starscream: Rude Starscream: But yes

[transfrmrs]

Drift: Being married is about solving problems together Ratchet: Especially the problems none of us would've had if we had been single

[soulmushh]

starscream drawing!

[agodmustfeed]

it must be said that i simply love to watch a character destroy all their relationships in an attempt to get what they think they want only to achieve their goals and be lonelier and more depressed than ever. and to realize they can never go back and are trapped at the top of the hill playing their part. its the dream you never wake up from!!

[orpheuslament]

"we should talk more about platonic—" NO!!!!!!!! fall in love fuck nasty & kill yourself

[valtsv]

shout out to victims who'd tear your throat out if you referred to them as such fr gotta be one of my favourite genders

[valtsv]

i fw victims complicit in their own annihilation who feel their claim to victimhood is not only undermined by it but an insult to their willing self-aware perpetration of it too in case you were wondering

[batavias]

the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby